What does sex smell like?

In My Humble Opinion
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I’ve heard this asked before in some other places, but I’d like to know here. Having sex produces a very specific smell (in my experience). So what sort of collection of scents does it involve? Could I collect and market this? It would be a very popular spray-on I believe.

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Depends on who you are and who (or what) you are having sex with, doesn’t it?
Who the hell would want to smell other people sex? Have you ever walked into a room that others have just had sex in? Not pleasant in the least, to me.

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That is a peculiar question.
Here’s my impression:

  1. Sweat
  2. Cut grass

This probably belongs in IMHO, if the idea even warrants comission to electronic media.

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What does Sex smell like?

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Risotto?

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For those who don’t get the “risotto” reference, see: Why does my risotto taste and smell like vagina?Why did the risotto taste and smell like vagina? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board

:smiley:

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A good friend of mine in high school swore that Burger King’s bacon double cheeseburger smelled like … um … his girlfriend.

I couldn’t look at his girlfriend or a bacon double cheeseburger the same way ever again.

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I’ve never smelled old semen. :frowning: (From the old thread–old semen is apparently pungent.) In fact, I’ve never really smelled new semen. I swallow too fast, I guess…

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It all depends on the participants: different for heterosexual, gay, lesbian, or whatever combination…

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I love the smell of my palm in the morning.

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Carob trees?

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Does it smell like…victory?

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*Mrs. Slant to Mr. Slant: If you want that from me after mowing the grass, you MUST take a shower first!!! :smiley:

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Oh, and BTW will you marry me??? :stuck_out_tongue:

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A bag of wet sand.

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You don’t want to. It’s not a very pleasant smell.

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Better suited to IMHO. MOved.

samclem GQ moderator

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Really, I smelled it once [we’re talking weeks old], and it was a genuinely gag-inducing smell [this from a distance, mind you], but I could not describe the smell to save my life.

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Smells like Vulva! (NSFW) http://buzzfeed.com/link/Crotch-Scented_Perfume/vulva_a_vaginal_aroma_perfume_seriously

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I just read the thread that Gfactor linked, and I can’t believe someone said a “chlorine pool”. That’s exactly it, at least for MY contribution (male).

I remember the first time I had a wet dream, I woke up and thought, “Wow! It smells like Clorox!”

Cut grass? Never thought that…

But ladies, I’m sure it tastes like chocolate fudge :smiley: