I once had to book a hotel in a hurry in a city I don’t normally visit. It seemed nice on the internet, but it was just a teenager fuck-palace in reality. My room smelled like a cross between a wet dog and the Bison exhibit at the zoo. It took a full can of economy size Lysol (and a demand that the front desk change all of the sheets) for me to even stay over night there.
Polyamines.
No, really.
As much as I hate to admit it, there is some definite sensory nexus between semen and decomposing dead bodies (I’m familiar with both).
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Risotto?
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That was the very first thinig I thought when I read the title.
I figure anal sex smells of papaya, then.
It smells damp to me. Not musty, not mildewy (god forbid), just damp. It’s a clean kind of damp, but with a note of something indescribable.
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It smells damp to me. Not musty, not mildewy (god forbid), just damp. It’s a clean kind of damp, but with a note of something indescribable.
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Seconded. It smells like vagina and sweat I guess, but what does vagina smell like? Pungent and a little sweet is all I can come up with.
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Seconded. It smells like vagina and sweat I guess, but what does vagina smell like? Pungent and a little sweet is all I can come up with.
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That’s a fairly good description of what sex smells like when you’re lying there panting afterwards. There’s definitely a cloying, acidic quality to the odor that doesn’t match up with the smells of any of the primary juices involved when it sits around, something I’ve only noticed when I haven’t been one of the parties involved.
Thank god I’m done with college and dorm-living.
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I just read the thread that Gfactor linked, and I can’t believe someone said a “chlorine pool”. That’s exactly it, at least for MY contribution (male).
I remember the first time I had a wet dream, I woke up and thought, “Wow! It smells like Clorox!”
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Now, I always get a hint of ammonia, afterwards. I guess you and I should conduct our business well away from each other, 'cause you don’t want to mix bleach and ammonia …
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I’ve heard this asked before in some other places, but I’d like to know here. Having sex produces a very specific smell (in my experience). So what sort of collection of scents does it involve? Could I collect and market this? It would be a very popular spray-on I believe.
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Sex smells like tequila and red jello.
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Sex smells like tequila and red jello.
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You just wrote me a grocery list.
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You just wrote me a grocery list.
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You’re welcome.
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Sex smells like tequila and red jello.
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what? no chocolate?
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what? no chocolate?
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I think you’re thinking of foreplay.
An ex of mine once remarked that sex smelled like Filet O’ Fish. Good sex, anyways.
Now I giggle to myself whenever someone I know orders the Filet O’ Fish. Not that this happens often, and not that this wasn’t a reason to mock someone thoroughly even before this association was made… but now I just giggle harder.
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That’s a fairly good description of what sex smells like when you’re lying there panting afterwards. There’s definitely a cloying, acidic quality to the odor that doesn’t match up with the smells of any of the primary juices involved when it sits around, something I’ve only noticed when I haven’t been one of the parties involved.
Thank god I’m done with college and dorm-living.
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Well, and then there is basic hygiene… :eek:
I guess I’ve never smelled days old semen/vaginal discharge. I am grateful for this. (and I’m grateful that both my college dorm-mates and I for both years had long distance BFs). 
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An ex of mine once remarked that sex smelled like Filet O’ Fish. Good sex, anyways.
Now I giggle to myself whenever someone I know orders the Filet O’ Fish. Not that this happens often, and not that this wasn’t a reason to mock someone thoroughly even before this association was made… but now I just giggle harder.
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Mahna
That’s a common reference but I’ve never been with a woman that had any kind of fishy smell about her except once when my wife had a yeast problem. Aside from that, never. I’ll think of this next time I have seafood though. 
Regards
Testy
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Mahna
That’s a common reference but I’ve never been with a woman that had any kind of fishy smell about her except once when my wife had a yeast problem. Aside from that, never. I’ll think of this next time I have seafood though.
Regards
Testy
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While this may be true, I’ve never been with a Filet O’ Fish that smells like fish. There’s a vaguely generic McDonald’s smell to them.
(I’m not really bendable enough to comment on what women smell like down there… I imagine I’d be much more popular with the boys if I could, though)
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What Does Sex Smell Like?
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Pure hate.
[QUOTE=Shagnasty]
Pure hate.
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this coming from a guy named Shag Nasty. Go figure
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Pure hate.
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Mmmm, hate sex.
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As much as I hate to admit it, there is some definite sensory nexus between semen and decomposing dead bodies (I’m familiar with both).
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!!!
My vote: leather.