When you are sitting at home polishing the flagpole, you are destroying our troops’ morale. Do you want the Iraqis to think we are a bunch of weak masturbators? And while you’re at it, stop looking at those liberal magazines and websites. Don’t you realize that increased sales of Mother Jones magazine could be just the thing that might give Saddam the added incentive to continue fighting? Oh, and stop driving those little pussy economy cars. We all need to go out and buy SUVs. That’s the only way to send a clear message that we’re serious about getting that oil, and we’re in it for the long haul. By the way, I understand some of you have been having anti-war thoughts. We must all have mental discipline. Any non-patriotic thoughts will surely disrupt the karmic balance and destroy our chances for victory.
Is it just me, or is anyone else sick of all the “Does x,y,z undermine the war effort” threads?
Weak masturbators? I doubt it. I suspect, based on posts I’ve read in other fora, that the SDMB could probably furnish a world class masturbation team.
Now if only the IOC could be convinced to let it in as a demonstration sport…
Ha - that’s great. I guess I’m not too original.