Does this "Digital Drug" cd actally work?

Cafe Society
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The website claims that,
*"You simply slip on the headphones and relax. You feel soft and cosy. As the noises swish around inside your head, you gain a total sense of clarity and harmony. Your brain naturally generates and releases endorphins, enkephalins, endogenous opiates, and serotonin… your mood elevates, pain disappears, fears and anxieties are crushed. You steadily begin to realize your sensitivity has increased. Suddenly everything looks brighter and more beautiful. Why don’t people usually see this? You feel like a famous movie director, with a very special lens on life.

You’re totally conscious with amazing clarity of mind. You feel a sense of euphoria. You close your eyes and can suddenly visualize anything you dream of. It’s truly amazing. And it doesn’t just last for your sixty minute session… this is a totally natural “high on life” digital drug, with the effects lasting for hours afterward… no sudden “drop down”, no adverse effects. It’s just a feel-great, total-mind state of happiness, pure and simple."*

is there anything going on here or is it just bunk?

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I think it speaks volumes that they don’t have a link on their site to listen to a sample.

3

“I want my Whack-Whack-Whacketts!” – Max Headroom

It sounds like someone took the advertising copy from Kurt Vonnegut’s “Report On the Barnhouse Effect”.

Stranger

4

That should be “The Euphio Question”, rather.

Stranger

5

I’ve got a machine which plays one of about 30 binaural beat patterns while simultaneously flashing LEDS in the goggles.

It’s a trippy experience, fun at parties, and presumably ( I don’t do drugs) a trip enhancer.

I’ve never noticed the world to be sharper, brighter etc after using it.

6

So it’s, what, a CD of the Beatles’ Greatest Hits?

7

That must be what they have at my dentist’s office. I always leve there with a sudden clarity of mind towards the world that hates me.