“My glass was half empty. Hers was half full. That’s why, when we met, the world exploded.”
Something like that. Does something like this ring a bell with anyone?
-FrL-
“My glass was half empty. Hers was half full. That’s why, when we met, the world exploded.”
Something like that. Does something like this ring a bell with anyone?
-FrL-
Not directly, but it sounds like the sort of thing Stephen Wright would say.
That’s my first thought.
Other possibilities:
Woody Allen
Emo Phillips
Mitch Hedberg