Does this sound like a UTI? (May be TMI)

[Sampiro]

Hey-

Thanks for all advice. I went to a doc in the box, it’s a minor UTI (hardly noticeable today) and he gave me some antibiotics. He said to come back if it’s not gone completely in 2 days.

Thanks again
j

[eleanorigby]

Just general FYI: blood in your urine can signal a UTI, but it can also mean a number of other things. Best to get it checked. Glad you’re better. Also, a nagging urge to pee constantly is another symptom of UTI.

[bbs2k]

@VCO3

I’m going to deviate from the people telling you to write your will and go to the closest E.R. and say that this happens to me about once a year, and has for as long as I can remember. It lasts for maybe a half-hour tops, and then it goes away. The only commonality that I’ve found (and I’ll raise your TMI), is

Actually I came in this thread to say this exact same thing. I’m a 26 year old male, and I’m relieved to find out that it wasn’t just me. It hasn’t happened in years, but I distinctly remember this happening and it directly correlating with post-masturbation urination (band name?). So since **Sampiro ** exibited not only worry, and pain, but also a little frustration in his OP, I can only ask: so Sampiro?

[Autolycus]

And now for a musical interlude! To the Tune of “Uncle Fucker.”

ahem

If you’re pissin’ and it burns
See the doctooooor
If you’re pissin’ and it burns
See the doctoooor
Drain the lizard and that pee stings
Burns so bad your ballsack sings

Yeah you’re pissin’ and it burns
See the doctooooor
Yeah you’re pissin’ and it burns
See the doctooooor
You dont flush or wipe or masturbate
you just piss and suffer a burning fate

Pfftt pfftt brrrrrp booom. pfftt pffttt booom boom. pfftt pfft. pfftt pfft. pfft pfftt ffaaartt boom. (Farting melody).

(Chorus Enters)Hmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmm Hmmm , Hmmm Hmm Hmm hmmmm, Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmm, Hmmm Hmm Hmmm Hmmm. Burning, Burning, Burning Burning Burning Burning! Penis!Penis! Hmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm

Yeah you’re pissin and it burns
See the doctooooor
Yeah if you’re pissin and it burns
See the doctoooor
If you dont get your winky checked
Your urinary tract, it might be wrecked

That’s P-E-N-I-S Burning PENIIIIIISSSS!
(What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynocologist?
Pffffffft!)

[Red_Barchetta]

^ Why is it that your most entertaining posts always deal with masturbation?

[bbs2k]

@Red Barchetta

^ Why is it that your most entertaining posts always deal with masturbation?

Because he is always entertaining, and it always invlolves masturbation,

[Autolycus]

@bigbabysweets2000

Because he is always entertaining, and it always invlolves masturbation,

Not always, but nearly always (If you doubt, check out my “fish slapping” thread from a month back.)

[Stringer]

@bigbabysweets2000

Actually I came in this thread to say this exact same thing. I’m a 26 year old male, and I’m relieved to find out that it wasn’t just me. It hasn’t happened in years, but I distinctly remember this happening and it directly correlating with post-masturbation urination (band name?). So since **Sampiro ** exibited not only worry, and pain, but also a little frustration in his OP, I can only ask: so Sampiro?

Praise the lawd it wasn’t just me too. I figured it was just problems switching tracks.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Autolycus

Not always, but nearly always (If you doubt, check out my “fish slapping” thread from a month back.)

I thought we all understood what “fish slapping” was a euphemism for.