Does this work for you at a pick up bar?

By hanging around with good-looking birds, less macho males get to mate with choosy but confused females, say Australian ecologists.

http://www.nature.com/nsu/030120/030120-14.html

I’ve got an 8 foot bed that never has to be made

I met all my wives in traffic jams

There’s just something women like about a pick-up man

Sure. I would love being a reproductive parasite. :dubious:

Don’t you think a handsome guy would have a better chance with women if he hung out with much uglier men? Then they would want him.

Not if he was a superb fairy wren.