I don’t like to admit it in front of my male friends, but I actually watch and enjoy “Ally McBeal”. That doesn’t make me gay, does it? I still like women. I swear!
Please, men, help me out. Am I alone?
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
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You’re a fan of a show with a cast predominently composed of attractive women. So look at the bright side, if this show is making you gay, you’re apparently becoming a lesbian. Other than having to restock your CD collection, you should experience no major life style changes.
I’m sorry but, yes. You are, in fact, gay now. I hate to lose another teammate to the other side this way. But a regular dose of any USA programming may reverse the effect. But whatever you do, stay away from Lifetime! I know it’s hard, but you can do it. I believe in you!
I’m gay, and I can’t standAlly McSqueal. Does that make me a closet straight?
Oh, the horror! 
“It’s a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.”
No, but if you’re still watching it after this seasons descent into TV hell, it does make you of questionable taste.
(And uh…I still watch it too, on occasion. But you’ve got to admit this season completely sucks.)
Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.
I only like Ling anyway, Ally is too whiny and self-righteous for my taste; and Calista Flockhart, while talented, is too skinny, ick.
To answer your question: No, but liking Ally Mc Beal AND Saturday Night Live…well, now THAT makes you gay…
You know you are a vet nurse when: it’s 4 AM and you are out of creamer for your coffee, so you use kitten milk replacer instead.
Only if you’re SkySlash. ::OUCH. No Poking!:: Ok, I’m only kidding. Sheesh.
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
At last! A test for all those who are bi-curious. Watch Aly McBeal–I’d say at least two episodes. If you like it, you’re gay. If not, join the straight ranks and quit questioning.
Inconceivable? I don’t think that word means what you think it does.
I doubt if it would make you gay but it might make you stupid.
CAREFUL! We don’t want to learn from this!(Calvin and Hobbs)
I watch it, I like it, but I’m not a fanatic - if I miss it I miss it. The only shows I make time for are “Voyager,” “Family Guy” and “Earth: Final Conflict.”
Yeah, yeah, I’m a geek, so sue me.
Esprix
Evidently, I rock.
Ask the Gay Guy!
No, but it doesn’t help.
Yes.
Unless, as in the case of a friend of mine, your girlfriend forces you to watch it and only lets you watch Monday Night Football and/or wrestling during AMB commercials. In that case, you are simply whipped.
Hope this clears things up.
Not unless you’re fucking your boyfriend as you watch it.
My husband watches it, so I certainly hope not.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Custom sig line courtesy of Wally
Gay? No. Anorexic? Yes!!
Dunno. Are you happy? Oh, not THAT kind of gay! I’d say no. Loving Barbara Streisand makes you gay. Male or female, the love of that woman makes you gay; and I don’t mean happy!
Best!
Byz
Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)
So you’re saying Barbra Streisand is gay.
No, no, read carefully. Only her lovers are gay.
Inconceivable? I don’t think that word means what you think it does.
So your’re saying Barbra Streisand doesn’t love herself.