When I am elected supreme God-President for life, I assure you, my fellows of the SDMB, you’ll be allowed to be right on the internet in ways Musk could only Dream of!
Oh, and I’ll conscript the Mods to be super-mod-parents to the masses, yet another thankless job I’m sure they’ll take up out of the strange selflessness and masochism that makes them do so here.
But at least I’ll pay them. Something. Probably. In boots made from the skins of their enemies as in tradition at the very least.