Does your religion endorse "survival cannibalism"?

That’s why you gotta be proactive, alls I’m sayin. I have some coworkers that I’m ready to put down as soon as I feel the need for a snack.

I’ve gotten a definitive answer on this from my synagogue. They send out an email every Friday afternoon, and it includes information about upcoming events. Once a month, we have a Friday night service oriented toward kids and families, called “Shabbat Alive”. This was in this week’s email:

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I suppose they could just be planning to cut the kids in eighths and not eat them, but what would be the point of that?

You mean, aside from the entertainment value? :smiley: