At this site:
you’ll find “Dogma 2001,” which identifies a number of problems and cliches of modern computer gaming. (It’s inspired by Lars von Trier’s Dogma95, but I think Dogma 2001 suits the current discussion better.)
What “Dogma” would you suggest for Star Trek? For starters, I’d list:
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Don’t reconfigure the warp coil. Let’s not make SF look like a dumping
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Consistency in the Prime Directive. Sometimes the Enterprise crew (mostly on STNG) sits around wringing their hands about how they can’t break the Prime Directive, while at other times they break it in more trivial circumstances.
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Consistency of Technology. If you can use the transporter as a fountain of youth in an emergency, why isn’t it already a commonplace? Why is it never used as a fountain of youth again? Why do we get a movie that’s all about a desperate search for a fountain of youth if all they have to do is use the transporter?
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No more Love Boat plots. This was mostly a problem a few years ago, in one particular season of STNG in which every episode had two independent plots, neither of which was explored very deeply. A giant leech has sucked onto the Enterprise… and Deanna is pregnant! The Borg attack… and Wesley goes on his first date!
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No sappy group therapy. The worst line ST ever produced is, IMO, “Neelix, you’re not mad at him because he slaughtered your entire race. You’re really just mad at yourself.” What?!?!? No, he’s fricken mad because the guy killed off all his loved ones in a flaming inferno, you fricken moron!
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Thou shalt not multiply ridgy-foreheaded entities needlessly. In the last STNG movie, we had an alien henchman with a head like a conch. Yes, a conch. What’s next? A head shaped like a pretzel? Like the Golden Gate Bridge? Do you people look for inspiration in the pasta aisle of the supermarket? (“Hmmm… we did a spiral head in the last movie. How about these cartwheel-shaped thingies?”) These are Trek aliens, not Tick villains! I know plenty of ST fans who would be mighty happy if the races from “Journey to Babel” (or even just the Andorians) were introduced again. Why have we never, ever, seen any of these aliens again, even in the background? Were they wiped out by a particularly dirty telephone?
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No more trial episodes!
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More guts (politically.) TOS gave us the first interracial kiss on TV, and the pilot had a female first officer, despite a much more conservative political atmosphere, even among the viewers of the show. But in ST:NG we were promised, with much fanfare, gay characters which never arrived. And on ST:Voyager we get an Asian man who is a stereotypical wuss. When it came time to cast the characters, why did an Asian man have to play Harry Kim, and a white man play Tom Paris?
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More guts (philosophically.) Trek has far too many wasted opportunities. As was mentioned in the other ST thread, Voyager had a very good chance to explore the psychology of the Borg (ie, perhaps they’re addicted to the experience of having a group-consciousness, and must assimilate new minds to keep it fresh.) Similarly, Data was meant to be an excellent chance to explore the nature of emotions, but in the end, the lessons were all incoherent (ie, “I’m sad, because I should feel sad that my daughter’s dying, but I can’t feel sad at all, and that makes me sad.”) A distinction could have been drawn between hormonal and intellectual emotions (ie, the sensation of fear caused by adrenalin, as opposed to an unwillingness to risk dangers because of the desire to continue one’s own survival,) but instead we got a confused, on-again off-again approach to Data’s emotions which ultimately resulted in the use of the “emotion chip” for little more than comic relief.
What would you add? (Actually, I had meant this thread to be about SF in general, but the recent discussion of the new ST show inspired me to make it about ST in particular.)
-Ben