They’re friggn’ laser beams. They frig you.
Gangster octopi tremble before the pinchy might of Mobster Lobsters.
Won’t someone, please, think of the sea bass?!?
Enjoy,
Steven
Right now, in my garage, I have twenty pigs.
These are big pigs. Hogs, really. Five hundred to a thousand pounds apiece.
With tusks.
These pigs are angry. I have trained them to be angry. I don’t feed them properly. The garage is not air conditioned. Sanitation facilities are inadequate.
There are no female pigs.
Every night before I go to bed I open the door to the garage and throw tennis balls at them to whip them into a frenzy. Then I fall asleep to the sound of them fighting each other.
Each one of these pigs is a TIMEBOMB.
In my attic I have twenty flamethrowers.
When the dogs and the sharks come for me, I will strap the flamethrowers to the pigs. And I will open the garage door.
It will be … sublime.
Do light sabers work underwater?
I’d have to say the dogs with bees are scarier, I mean any way you strap on the laser to the shark it would look dorky. Maybe it would be a self concious shark.
Hmmm … well, sharks are inherently scarier than dogs, in my opinion. Thus, there is something so much more sinister about puppy dogs with bees … especially if they’re killer bees.
I think I over-thought that.
Rabbits with sharp, pointy teeth, on the other hand…
flamingbananas, lightsabers do indeed work underwater.
I’d say the dogs, because you can’t reason with a dog. 
Well then it is an easy question. Since I also am on land 100% of the time, when I confronted the shark I would just laugh at and taunt it as it flopped around dying on the street!
Plus, lasers are not scary because they are silent. Bees make that scary buzzing noise. You hear “Bark Bark BUZZ!!!” and you know someone’s gonna be in a world of hurt.