OK, so I’ve just had my second salon manicure, and they were so radically different that I have to ask which one is more typical, and whether I’m right to be annoyed over the second one.
Background: I started polishing my nails around the same time I started Weight Watchers in April, just for fun and to remind myself that I was doing something good for myself. But I’m pretty sloppy at it: can’t seem to clean up the cuticles right, always want to glob on thick coats instead of being patient and doing several thin ones, etc. So when I’ve had a special occasion, I thought I’d try getting it professionally done. Here’s how they went. I may not have the order of tasks exactly right, but it’s roughly correct.
Manicure #1: Local one-woman salon
~ Cuticle goop/cleaned up hangnails & dead skin
~ Shaped nails with some sort of glass-looking file
~ I chose my color from about 500 choices (no lie: her little room had wall-to-wall bottles)
~ Must have been 4-5 neat, thin coats of polish, with time under the dryer between coats
~ No basecoat/no topcoat
~ I expected her to have to “clean up” any overbrushing, but there was none (!).
~ Lotion and hand massage
~ Total time about 75 minutes. Cost $15.
It came out very nice-looking, but there were two things about the whole experience that turned me off:
(1) Tiny room, no windows, fluorescent lighting. A little claustrophobic.
(2) We got to chatting, which was nice, except that I got to hear all about her relationship drama. Kind of a sad-sack/soap-opera experience. I don’t mind having a personal conversation during personal services, but it got to be a little TMI from a total stranger, you know?
So I thought next time I’d try a “regular” full-service salon. That one was today.
Manicure #2: Full-service salon
~ Cuticle goop & hangnail/dead skin cleanup
~ Shaped my nails with some kind of really rough raspy thing, rougher than any I’ve ever seen. I thought she’d go over them with something finer, but no.
~ Lotion and hand massage. Rather greasy, actually, and my skin still felt oogy after I left the place.
~ Applied basecoat.
~ I chose my color from about two dozen bottles. They had several shades of gross pink, several shades of gross red, a couple of mauvy purples, a yellowish gold, white, and a skin-tone color. Looked like all creams. No metallics, no pearls. I did ask if there were other choices, but she said that was all they had.
~ Two quick coats. Rather quickly and sloppily done, with no dryer in between, and I’m not sure the first coat was dry before she did the second.
~ Applied topcoat. This involved not only brushing from cuticle to tip, but also a swipe across the end of the nail, which left polish on my fingertips.
~ Cleanup with orange stick and a bit of cotton dipped in (I assume) remover. I had to point out a few bubbles and one honking big “notch” near the cuticle on my ring finger where the polish didn’t cover. She didn’t clean off the aforementioned topcoat from my fingertips. It was annoying me the rest of the day.
~ Sat for a few minutes and then she said I should be dry and she could check me out.
~ At the counter, I reached gingerly into my purse for my wallet and dinged two nails!! I showed her and she said she’d fix them. Quick polish removal, hasty reapplication. She di not clean off the overbrushing on these two fingers. Then she had to run off to her next client because she was running behind. (!)
~ Total time about an hour. Cost $25.
I was disappointed in a lot here: I still had rough edges, sloppy application, the stuff on the tips of my fingers, the horrible color selection . . . It felt like money down the rathole. Even with my poor polishing skillz, I thought I could have done a neater job myself. And shouldn’t you be able to leave the salon “ready to go,” without having to handle everything as if your nails are still wet?? There was what appeared to be a dryer at her workstation, but she never used it or asked me if I wanted it.
I went to lunch with my friends (which was part of the reason for the manicure), but when I got home just now I took it all off. Oh, and I stopped on my way home to pick out a few fun new colors just as consolation. I’ll redo my nails tonight for tomorrow’s party.
And I have a whole new respect for Manicurist #1. Now I realize what an excellent job she did (and I think she’s underpricing herself!). Next time I think I’ll go back to her, and just find a way to keep the conversation light. Maybe now that she’s told me all that other stuff, we can just talk about kittens and rainbows ‘n’ stuff.
So, what do you think? How do your manicures usually go? What’s usual? I’m new at all this. I never wear makeup, and “doing” my hair consists of air-drying it, then brushing it out and sticking a barrette or clip in it. No girly-girl me, so I have no idea how salon stuff works.