DOJ/Jack Smith Investigation into Trump and Election Interference, January 6th Insurrection (Re-Indicted August 27, 2024)

No one blurred these videos before releasing them to Tucker Fucking Carlson.

Yeah but they’re pretty safe from him.

Shit, we will never find who this asshole is now… thanks, Mike Johnson!

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What I intended was, if they can be released as is, then they can be released as is.
FOIA requests should flood in.

The government has all those videos too, so maybe they should appoint someone to post the unblurred image next to the blurred one until the republicans get bored and move on to the next stupid thing they’re going to try.

Those people should have just worn nylon stockings over their faces like proper criminals.

Sedition is okay, but the GOP would have condemned sedition in a stocking as a drag performance corrupting any children who might be watching.

But they couldn’t breathe with masks on!

Excellent!

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Yes, but why pay for stockings when your government will blur your face for free. Have you seen the price of stockings lately?

Don’t forget that most of these nuts thought they were being heroic and were saving the country. You’d want people to know who you are.

It’s only now that people are going to jail that many might prefer that you don’t recognize them.

I assume what Johnson wants to blur is the thousands of hours of security footage from the Capitol from Jan 6. The Sedition Hunters are primarily using social media that these idiots posted of themselves (and others), right?

The fact that large numbers of seditionists have been identified by public viewing of available recordings indicates that more seditionists would inevitably be identified by public viewing of additional recordings when they become available… unless someone (e.g. Trump’s Little Johnson, aka Mushroom Mike if you’re on a first-name basis) were to blur the faces on the video, thereby hindering the apprehension of the concealed perpetrators. The process of hindering the apprehension of criminals is technically known as becoming an accessory after the fact.

18 USC 3: Accessory after the fact
Whoever, knowing that an offense against the United States has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender in order to hinder or prevent his apprehension, trial or punishment, is an accessory after the fact.

As I have said before, Republicans have perfected the fine art of talking out of both sides of their ass, occasionally in the same sentence.

I think you’re right. At least some of this is previously unreleased footage. DOJ has it, but they’re not releasing it (and I think there are good reasons for that).

Once the footage is in the public domain, Sedition Hunters can review it for new faces and then match it up with what is already in the social media stew to identify insurrectionists. But not if the faces of the insurrectionists are blurred, of course.

Too bad the seditionists couldn’t have just been fitted with frogheads.

Yes, they imagined themselves receiving the Blood Order, “And after all, you won”.

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Here’s a good long sentence for a bad bad rioter! Eleven years for someone who damn well should have known better.

In Doper-speak, I think that should be a “bad, bad, bad rioter.” :wink: