An army of armed killer dolphins may be roaming free in the Gulf of Mexico. This is worse than Jaws!
When will they ever learn, you just can’t trust the dolphins. I wonder if Lisa Simpson had something to do with letting them out.
Dolphins with freakin’ toxic dart guns on their heads!
But really, if such a thing were true, hopefully the guns would be unloaded, as any other way would be stupid. I mean, feeding time would be like this:
Scientist 1: Bob, have you finished feeding the dolphins yet?
Scientists 2: “Ow No, I just have to ow get some more fish from storage ow. Whoes idea was it to surgically attach the ow blowguns ow, and always keep them loaded? Owwww—” thud
Scientist 1: “Bob! Bob, speak to me, Bob!”
I know I’m gonig to hell for this, but I find it really, really funny.
This can’t be true. After all, if they were going to arm dolphins, would they use wimpy little dart guns?
Heck no! Lasers, SPEAR guns, torpedos! Haven't these people ever read a comic book!Save me a seat, I’ll be down momentarily. 
Countdown had fun with this last night – several clips of Dr. Evil and his “sharks, with friggin’ lasers” desire.
countdown was very funny with this.
although i am still finding the name of the person in charge of the dolphins of gulfport amusing. dr. moby is in charge of the dolphins. i’m a bit surprized mr obermann didn’t mention it. i guess the armed and dangerous dolphins distracted him.
i still mentally snicker whenever they show the evacuated dolphins or the rescued ones and interview dr. moby.
if ever a man’s name and occupation go together.
So long and thanks for all the fish… Fuckers!!
Whats more dangerous, dolphins with dart guns or penguins with landmines ?
That’s just what the government wants you to think, Citizen.