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From Lucky Jim, by Kingsley Amis. A lot of you will know this one, It’s pretty famous, but here it is anyway.
He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider-crab on the tarry shingle of the morning. The light did him harm, but not as much as loking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he’d somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad.
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Oh good! I recently misattributed the following from Bonfire of the Vanities to Amis, but it was the one Larry posted that I really meant–full circle achieved:
[QUOTE=Eonwe]
I’ve never read this, and that has definitely inspired me to go find this book (in English… I’ve never learned French).
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Whee! That’s fantastic. I was once told that it’s a book people should read many times in their lives - as a child, when you’re 20, when you’re 40 and on your deathbed. Myself, I probably average about 3 times a year. I have 3 copies of it in the house - one that I’ve pretty much read ragged, another that I gave my husband when we first started dating, and a third that I was given by a close friend on my wedding day.
It is easily available in English - I think I remember reading that only the Bible has been translated into more languages than Le Petit Prince. It’s english title, is, of course, The Little Prince. You’ll find it in the children’s section, since it is a children’s book, but with so much meaning, you might find it fits into many other moments of your life. Don’t let the drawings put you off.
If this typewriter can’t do it, then fuck it, it can’t be done.
This is the all-new Remington SL3, the machine that answers the question, “Which is harder, trying to read The Brothers Karamazov while listening to Stevie Wonder records or hunting for Easter eggs on a typewriter?” This is the cherry on top of the cowgirl. The burger served by the genius waitress. The Empire card.
I sense that the novel of my dreams is in the Remington SL3–although it writes much faster than I can spell. And no matter that my typing finger was pinched last week by a giant land crab. This baby speaks electric Shakespeare at the slightest provocation and will rap out a page and a half if you just look at it hard.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the momeraths, outgrabe The Wedding Procession of the Rag Doll and the Broom Handle, and Who Was In It by Card Sandburg**: The title and cover art together are worth 100 words or less
And, deservedly bashed as he frequently is, Robert Jordan can sure write when he isn’t busy describing women’s clothing… from The Eye of the World (and yes, this is more than 100 words… the entire passage is partway down the page here
I am loving this thread! Earlier today I was thinking of starting a similar thread about words that I love, but this is much better!
“I think he is providing a foil for you, My Queen, and waiting for you to make your move.”
“I made it already,” said Attolia. “On my wedding night? You have no doubt heard of the events of our wedding night?”
Relius looked away. “He said that you… cried,” he said softly.
“But not that he cried as well,” said the queen, amused at the memory. “We were very lachrymose.”
“Is that what he told Dite in the garden?” Relius asked, fitting puzzle piece to puzzle piece.
“I think so. I haven’t asked either of them outright. Would you like to hear more romance of the evening? He told me that the Guard should be reduced by half, and I threw an ink jar at his head.”
“Is that when he cried?”
“He ducked,” said Attolia dryly.
Grown more confident of the queen’s humor, Relius said, “I had not pictured you for a fishwife.”
Taraka wavered. His face and left arm became smoke.
“Sam . . .”
“What?”
“Which one is the right way?”
“Huh? You’re asking me that? How should I know?”
“Mortals call you Buddha.”
“That is only because they are afflicted with language and ignorance.”
“No. I have looked upon your flames and name you Lord of Light. You
bind them as you bound us, you loose them as you loosed us. Yours was the
power to lay a belief upon them. You are what you claimed to be.”
-Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny
“Were this world an endless plain, and by sailing eastward we could for ever reach new distances, and discover sights more sweet and strange than any Cyclades or Islands of King Solomon, then there were promise in the voyage. But in pursuit of those far mysteries we dream of, or in tormented chase of that demon phantom that, some time or other, swims before all human hearts; while chasing such over this round globe, they either lead us on in barren mazes or midway leave us whelmed.”