Donald and the dead horse

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already”
Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”
Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2245.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
Donald has now moved into the White House.

I’ll get my coat…

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And he left the dead horse just lying there, for someone else to pick up. And he blamed the lying lamestream media for the false report that the horse was dead, even though he did his press conference in the same room with the dead horse. But his people blamed Obama for creating the misperception that Donald would ever try to sell a dead horse, and furthermore the horse transaction went smoothly.

And to top it off, the guy never really did get his 5 bucks back, and had to sue.

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And then he was hit with a class action suit that, rather than settle, he hired lawyers to fight and drag thru the courts endlessly.