What Trump has might be real hair, or some analogous dermal fiber, but it is not hair of any life-form native to this planet.
I firmly believe it is just one very long hair. Styling involves twirling it around on his head with a spaghetti fork while still wet. Probably by an Itatlian chef.
A rare case where the meatball is served up under the spaghetti.
Trump doesn’t shower. He pays 19 year old blondes with surgically enhanced breasts to lick him clean.
I bet he’d look a whole lot better than Hillary or Bernie getting out of the shower.
Wow, I’m impressed at how intelligent you all are – NOT.
DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT. And how does your bank account look.
Wow, I’m impressed that you registered solely to praise The Donald’s hair and wallet.
Well now, barbwaba, how you doing?
You might be fun. Let’s see how long you last. Or if you brought anything to the party.
Based on (her?) two posts so far, looks like a Major T. J. “King” Kong (Slim Pickens) poster. But we shall see.
We interrupt this discussion of The Donald to bring you ***THIS***from the Pensacola Freedom Girls! Incidentally, this is what happens when every rock band in history issues your campaign a preemptive cease and desist order.