Donkey Kong comes to Concord, NH

I’ll be up that way this weekend; I’ll have to have a look

Hope they got approval from Nintendo for that!

Do you want giant angry kidnapping gorillas? Because this is how you get giant angry kidnapping gorillas.

They also have a habit of rolling empty barrels down the fire escapes. The only way to get rid of them is with mustachioed Italian plumbers with big hammers.

Short British men will be allowed in a pinch.