Don't Even Ask.

… are the three things that cause fatal nose warts in Penguins. Good night.

That’s because you’re looking at a page of strips that didn’t make it into any of the books. The site has majorly crappy design, but there’s a lot of gold material on there if you’re willing to search for it.
Uhhh…Godzilla was clearly a Romanesque metaphor for something and Tokyo was stepped on a great deal…

Quit bitin’ my style.

Sounds like someone has been doing penguin dust.

So where’s the sheep?

Like you weren’t thinking it.

I could really go for a “private moment of wild abandon” about now …

I was thinking it. Way back in post 16.

Devil Bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer,

Banana, BANANA!

I’ll stop now, before this gets moved to Th e Pit.