…or, on the other hand, do give 'em some bright ideas!
Ok, my million-dollar plan – add Minoxidil to cans of shaving cream. People will still get a normal shave, but the beard’ll wind up coming back quicker and thicker. Hence, the need for more shaving cream! <insert evil laugh here>
So, what other simple additions/changes can we make to everyday products that’ll force people to buy more of it?
Oh, I know!
Add lots of sodium to soda… say, Mountain Dew. Every drink will make them thirstier and thirstier, and then they will drink more. Bwaha- oh, wait. They already do that.
Make phones that will only take one kind of battery. That particular kind of battery is more expensive than the phone itself. They will always choose to just buy a new phone! Ha! Oh, wait. They already do that.
Run a phone or cable company and advertise your products for certain low, low prices. Then add on fees varying from $10-$40 and make their service dependent on them paying those fees. Ah, crap. They already do that.
Lets just put the salty peanuts in the beer can!
No, wait, that’s just stupid. Carry on.