Don't name your child after a JOKE in a TOM HANKS MOVIE!

I named my son after myself. Works fine, so far.
My daughter is Deirdre Ruth. Only problem she’ll have is explaining to all the dips out there that the “R” in the beginning is the correct spelling, and this “Deidre” spelling is crap.

Say… I wonder what Iffoyomia is doing these days?

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Well, if your name is Axl Rose, what’s in your name is the phrase “oral sex.” I mean, if you’re going to name your precious bundle o’joy after some stupid rock anagram, you may as well name her Mr. Mojo Risin’. :slight_smile:

To the OP, who that fuck cares?

If you don’t like the name, then don’t name your daughter that.
Who the hell are you to be the authority what makes a suitable name?

My mother gave us nice names but we are hard pressed to find anything already printed with our names on it and we are forever correcting people.
Kristine (Kristy-me), Darren, and Robyn.
My brother couldn’t come up with anything original so he married a Christine and they had a Darren and a Robyn. When my sister and I were still using our maiden names we were always getting mail for everybody!
My sister has two girls, Brett Taylor, and Makayla Regina.
I myself had a Sabrina Morgaine, Allyssa Krystyne, Joshua Michael David, and Dylan Anthony, and Aubreigh Renee.
To clear that up for Mistress Dryad he was named after Bob.
And the youngest is a girl at which a friend of mine from New Zealand was horrified to find out since Aubreigh and Renee boys names.
My husband had an uncle named Aubrey Gail Lavern. We called him Vern.

Every time I hear the name “Madison,” I think of the wimpy, suit-wearing son from The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. And I cannot believe no one’s mentioned him yet in this thread.

Um, three pages of responses show that at least some of us are reading, posting and enjoying this thread. If you don’t like the topic, don’t read it. Who the hell are you to be the authority on what is a suitable topic for the boards?

LifeOnWry…

HAHAHAHA, What a lame name!

I work with a woman named Velveeta!

Pretty sure if her parents had a boy it would’ve been named Colby Jack [Last Name].

Unlike the genius embodied in “Diff T.” :rolleyes:

Hi my name is Cynthia. So you think that’s sweet huh?

I surely do. Cynthia is an epithet of the moon goddess Artemis. Sure beats the hell out of Madison and Velveeta. :slight_smile:

I love my name (Michelle). I’ve always loved it, and even though it was in the top ten from 1966 (when the song I was named for came out) through the year after my birth (I was born in 1981), I have only ever know four other Michelles in my life. And only one was my age.

I wanted to name my son Henry David (as in Thoreau). But my husband came with an Aryanna and an Aoghdan. Traditional spellings of very old names. So our youngest got another – Seamus.

BTW, I like Scout and Tallulah. I would be pleased to be named for a character from a famous piece of literature or a great actress. That’s why I love Michelle so much, because of the song. And why I loved Henry David.

BTW, I also loved Edgar Allan, but Aoghdan’s middle name is already Alan.

The name Wendy was essentially invented by J. M. Barrie.

My girlfriend’s aunt was going to name their daughter August. Their 5-year-old said, “Ugh, that’s a month!” So they named her Haley.

I heard an interesting theory a while ago about the rise of unusual names, that made a great deal of sense at the time.

In the past (say, before about mid-twentieth century) it was much more common to refer to people by their surnames than their first names. First names were mostly used within the family - a fairly small circle of people. Your business associates would all be referred to as Mr Smith, Miss Thomson, Mrs Jones, etc etc.

There’s a much wider variety of surnames around than decent first names. So the chances of confusion - minimal when we were all ‘Mr Smith’-ing each other - increased greatly when referring to everybody by their first names started to become common.

Basically, what we’re witnessing now (with bizarre spellings, strange new names etc) is the struggle to increase the pool of available first names so that it matches the amount of diversity in the surname pool. Then we can all get back to being able to actually distinguish between different people by their names.

Of course, this doesn’t quite explain why everyone and his pet goat feels the need to name their daughters ‘Madison’ and ‘Taylor’ all in a row. But I wonder if there are actually as many Madisons in 2002 as, say, Dianas in 1950 or Catherines in 1970.

Oh, and since we’re in the pit…
I have a very common name. Not quite as loathsomely common as Catherine was in my generation, but enough to make me sick to death of hearing my name called, only to turn around and see that the caller was talking to someone else entirely. If I ever have kids I don’t know if I’ll give them a ‘traditional’ or a ‘new’ name but one things certain - it won’t be anything within cooee of the top fifty names on ANY ‘most common names’ list

Also, I’ve known multiple people who’ve named their child Mercedes specifically because of the character in License to Drive. (Wow, I had no idea that was Heather Graham.)

Paula Yates’ four daughters’ names.

Jodi, the one you’re missing is Pixie. Fifi Trixibelle is bad enough, but Peaches Honeyblossom and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (her daughter with Michael Hutchence)? All I have to say is :eek:

By the way, I know who Dylan Thomas and (obvoiusly) Bob Dylan are, but can someone please enlighten me as to who Dylan McKay is? I’ve heard the name, but can’t place it… a TV or movie star, maybe? I really have no idea.

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Here is one vote for well-done unusual names. My mother insisted that her first-born son be named “Maverick”. Here I am today.

I love my name because, it fits my personality perfectly, it is extremely uncommon (never met another one although a few other people claim they have), and it is already a word so people and computer spell checkers know how it is spelled (well, the computers do anyway).

I have a newborn daughter and I wanted an unusual name for her but my wife and I couldn’t find anything truly unusual that we liked so we settled on “Charlotte”. I think it is a beautiful name and is surprisingly unpopular considering that everyone knows of the name and it has a very long history with royalty.

Man, do you all bitch about those wacky Chinese giving their kids strangely spelled unpronouncable names?

I know it isn’t the same thing, but it seems equally silly to me.

As long as the name isn’t a JOKE (aka Mary Christmas) I don’t really have a problem with it. All names start some time. Esra sounds pretty strange to me now; as does my middle name (Melford, from my grandfather).

I got a normal name, but not so common when it was given to me (Alexander). My next sister got a normal name with an uncommon, though increasing, spelling (Aimee). My final sister got a common name with a spelling that, so far as I know, my mom made up (Arrin). My first half-sister got a common nickname that isn’t actually short for anything (Beth); it seems to cause some people physicial pain that her full name isn’t Elizabeth. My final half-sibling got a “trendy” name (Skyler). My sister named her daughter after a character from Mortal Kombat (Mileena), not because she liked the game, but because she liked the name.

Alexander, Aime, Arrin, Beth, Skyler, Mileena

In the next generation up from me:

Debra, Linda, Robert, Kevin, Keith, Kim

In the next one up:

Melford, Frieda, Ruth, Cecile, Roberta, Lynn, Merlin, Leslie, Warren, Regine
I don’t see any names on that list that I would consider unacceptable, though for all I know Roberta was the McKaelia or Dyllan of its day.