DON'T Stump the Guy with Average Knowledge...

[cmyk]

Leaving now, I’ll get back soon! GOOD FUN EVERYONE!

And Aye for a Michigan dopefest.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@cmyk

Leaving now, I’ll get back soon! GOOD FUN EVERYONE!

And Aye for a Michigan dopefest.

Wanna make the post for it? (1)

(get me out of the negative numbers!)

[pravnik]

1. 100 Acre Wood.

Correct.

2. Not sure what you mean here? Pooh Bear? Christopher Robin?

That one may have been a bit hard. Pooh lived under the name of “Sanders.”

“Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders. (“What does ‘under the name’ mean?” asked Christopher Robin. “It means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and lived under it.”)”

3. British Thermal Units? I’m sure I got the “B” wrong.

No, you didn’t. That’s correct.

4. Teaching Creationism in schools? (or was it tossing out Evolution in the classroom?)

Also maybe a little hard. Brown v. Board ruled segregation in public schools was unconstitutional and overruled Plessy v. Ferguson.

5. SHIT. No idea.

Forget not everyone likes the true crime novels like I do.

Among others:
Gary Hinman
Leno LaBianca
Rosemary LaBianca
Jay Sebring
Abigail Folger
Sharon Tate
Steven Parent
Wojciech Frykowski

[Lemur866]

@cmyk

1. DNA

2. Deoxy—(Shit!!) Nucleic Acid.

1. Correct.
2. Deoxyribonucleic Acid. Buy y’know what, you were damn close. Damn close. I’m gonna give myself half credit on that one…+1.5, -1.5.

That gives me a cumulative score of -1

[FlyingCowOfDoom]

@cmyk

A) RGB. (Red, Green, Blue. An Additive color model)

B) Demi Moore.

Both correct. +5.

I’m at -1.

–FCOD

[descamisado]

@5-4-Fighting

[Now, -6.5]

1. What is former opera soprano Beverly Sills’ current job? (3) Actress? No, she retired as Chairman the Metropolitan Opera in 2005. -3

2. Where was Barack Obama born? (1) I’m embarrassed to not know this. I’ll guess PA. No; Hawaii. -1

3. Do you like sour garlic pickles as much as I do? (1) Hell yes. +2, for the emphaticness of the answer.

4. What is a zygote? (2) The stage of developing life before you get an Embryo. I’m sure I could define that better if I gave it some thought. A newly fertilized egg? Yes. +2

Current Score: -6.5.

[Lemur866]

1. Which of these dinosaurs ate meat, which ones ate plants? I’ll give myself 2 points if you sort the entire list correctly.

Allosaurus
Brachiosaurus
Triceratops
Stegosaurus
Deinonychus
Parasauralophus
Compsognathus
Ankylosaurus
2. To the nearest 10 million years, how many million years ago did the dinosaurs go extinct? 2 points.

3. When Charles Darwin went on his famous voyage on The Beagle and stopped at the Galapagos Islands he encountered a type of organism that later inspired him to develop the theory of evolution by natural selection. What category of organism was this? 2 points.

[cmyk]

@Least Original User Name Ever

Wanna make the post for it? (1)

(get me out of the negative numbers!)

1. Yes.

[cmyk]

@Lemur866

1. Which of these dinosaurs ate meat, which ones ate plants? I’ll give myself 2 points if you sort the entire list correctly.

Allosaurus
Brachiosaurus
Triceratops
Stegosaurus
Deinonychus
Parasauralophus
Compsognathus
Ankylosaurus
2. To the nearest 10 million years, how many million years ago did the dinosaurs go extinct? 2 points.

3. When Charles Darwin went on his famous voyage on The Beagle and stopped at the Galapagos Islands he encountered a type of organism that later inspired him to develop the theory of evolution by natural selection. What category of organism was this? 2 points.

You like to play tough?.. LET’S GET TOUGH!

Allosaurus = BBQ
Brachiosaurus = Leafy Greens
Triceratops = Carrots and Peas
Stegosaurus = Cobb Salad
Deinonychus = A Side of Ribs
Parasauralophus = Can I get some A1?
Compsognathus = FLOWERS!
Ankylosaurus = Something’s face.

I’m POSITVE I got that wrong. I’m not a proud man.

2. 63 Million Years.

3. Bird.

[Asimovian]

Hell, this looks like fun. I wanna play! (Also, had this been my OP, you all would be so far in the negative, you couldn’t even see positive if you multiplied it by two.)

1. One point - What score constitutes a perfect game in ten-pin bowling?

2. Two points - What is it called when a bowler alternates strikes and spares for an entire game?

3. Two points - What is the name of the bowler who holds the record for the most Professional Bowling Tour tournament victories?

4. Three points - In what other sport has he won the title of World Champion?

5. Two points - In which year did the Los Angeles Dodgers win their last championship?

6. One point - Who was the manager of the Dodgers at that time?

7. Two points - What is the name of the player who hit the home run in Game 1 of that series?

[cmyk]

@Asimovian

Hell, this looks like fun. I wanna play! (Also, had this been my OP, you all would be so far in the negative, you couldn’t even see positive if you multiplied it by two.)

1. One point - What score constitutes a perfect game in ten-pin bowling?

2. Two points - What is it called when a bowler alternates strikes and spares for an entire game?

3. Two points - What is the name of the bowler who holds the record for the most Professional Bowling Tour tournament victories?

4. Three points - In what other sport has he won the title of World Champion?

5. Two points - In which year did the Los Angeles Dodgers win their last championship?

6. One point - Who was the manager of the Dodgers at that time?

7. Two points - What is the name of the player who hit the home run in Game 1 of that series?

1. 300

2. Didn’t know there was a name for this. I know 3 strikes in a row is a Turkey!

3. Why do you think I’m THIS into bowling?

4. Curling?

5. I’ll say you’re at -8 by now.

6. -9

7. AAAAAAAAND -11

I think we have a winner for the fastest negative value rack up!

[fachverwirrt]

Define “phobophobia”. (1)
Who won the last World Series? (1)

Sort the planets of our solar system into ascending order by size. (2)

What is the capital of Saskatchewan? (3)
Within 2, approximately how many hours does a complete performance of Wagner’s Der Ring des Nibelungen last? (3)

[Asimovian]

@cmyk

1. 300

2. Didn’t know there was a name for this. I know 3 strikes in a row is a Turkey!

3. Why do you think I’m THIS into bowling?

4. Curling?

5. I’ll say you’re at -8 by now.

6. -9

7. AAAAAAAAND -11

I think we have a winner for the fastest negative value rack up!

Ouch!

1. Yes.

2. Dutch 200

3. Because you live in Michigan. It was worth a shot. His name is Walter Ray Williams, Jr.

4. Oooh, close, sort of. Horseshoes.

5. 1988

6. Tommy Lasorda. Man, I thought I had a legitimate shot at this one!

7. Kirk Gibson.

Wow. -12. I’ve got some work to do!

8. One point - What is the famous quote associated with the Hindenburgh’s crash?

9. One point - What is the maximum number of degrees popularly believed a person can be from a connection to Kevin Bacon?

10. Two points - Which television sitcom focused on the mis-adventures of Jack, Chrissy and Janet?

11. Two points - What is the name of the street in Las Vegas, Nevada, commonly referred to as “The Strip?”

12. Two points - What is the number of the interstate highway that parallels The Strip?

[TroubleAgain]

I have no questions, but I’m enjoying the “play along at home” version of this game.

[cmyk]

@fachverwirrt

Define “phobophobia”. (1)
Who won the last World Series? (1)

Sort the planets of our solar system into ascending order by size. (2)

What is the capital of Saskatchewan? (3)
Within 2, approximately how many hours does a complete performance of Wagner’s Der Ring des Nibelungen last? (3)

1. Afraid of the Moon of Mars by the same name… kidding… Afraid of being afraid?!

2. Mercury; Mars; Venus; Earth; Neptune; Uranus; Saturn; Jupiter. (The only ones I’m unsure of is Nep & Ur).

3. Saskatchewan: No idea!

4. 4 hrs?

[SSG_Schwartz]

Sorry I joined late to this game, but here goes:

(One Point)
Before the United States Constitution was ratified, what Charter was the new nation built upon?

(Two Points)
Who was the morning drive DJ on the TV series “WKRP in Cincinnati”?
Who is the Commander in Chief of the Army?

(Three Points)
When Hamlet laid his head on Ophellia’s lap he asked her a ribald question. What did he ask?

Sgt Schwartz

[Lemur866]

@cmyk

You like to play tough?.. LET’S GET TOUGH!

Allosaurus = BBQ YES
Brachiosaurus = Leafy Greens YES
Triceratops = Carrots and Peas YES
Stegosaurus = Cobb Salad YES
Deinonychus = A Side of Ribs YES
Parasauralophus = Can I get some A1? D’OH!
Compsognathus = FLOWERS! D’OH!
Ankylosaurus = Something’s face. D’OH!

-2

2. 63 Million Years. YES
   Pretty good. +2

3. Bird I’m sorry the correct answer was “finches”.
   -2

Gives me a cum. score of -3.

[descamisado]

1. Of Siegfreid and Roy, which one was mauled by tiger? (2)

2. Who was the Hottentot Venus? (3)

3. Which is further south, Tallahassee or the Florida Keys? (1)

4. Who has the wider octave range, Mariah Carey or Alicia Keys? (2)

5. What color were those little pills Colgate you to give out in schools to show that you still had tartar on your teeth? (1)

6. Do chickens sleep standing or “sitting”? (1)

7. What’s the infamous connection between the dancer Anna Pavlova and dogs? (3)

[cmyk]

@Asimovian

8. One point - What is the famous quote associated with the Hindenburgh’s crash?

9. One point - What is the maximum number of degrees popularly believed a person can be from a connection to Kevin Bacon?

10. Two points - Which television sitcom focused on the mis-adventures of Jack, Chrissy and Janet?

11. Two points - What is the name of the street in Las Vegas, Nevada, commonly referred to as “The Strip?”

12. Two points - What is the number of the interstate highway that parallels The Strip?

Right back on the horse again!

8. “Oh, the Humanity!”

9. 6º

10. Three’s Company. Great. Now I got that goddam song in my head.

11. DAMN! I’ve only known it as “The Strip”! (sorry)

12. How cool would that be if I knew the Highway, but not the Strip… But I don’t. So it’s not.
    …come and knock on my doooor… take a step that is newwww…

[cmyk]

@5-4-Fighting

1. Of Siegfreid and Roy, which one was mauled by tiger? (2)

2. Who was the Hottentot Venus? (3)

3. Which is further south, Tallahassee or the Florida Keys? (1)

4. Who has the wider octave range, Mariah Carey or Alicia Keys? (2)

5. What color were those little pills Colgate you to give out in schools to show that you still had tartar on your teeth? (1)

6. Do chickens sleep standing or “sitting”? (1)

7. What’s the infamous connection between the dancer Anna Pavlova and dogs? (3)

1. Poor, poor Roy. Always meant to send him a card.

2. Yeek. Don’t know.

3. The Keys.

4. Carey?

5. Blue?

6. And this is common knowledge?! I’ll guess standing… cuz it’s just so weird.

7. They both salivate when someone rings a bell.

(interesting questions)