I make tea by straining kerosene through road gravel, like a fucking man! Bring me some of that tea, M-F’er.
Anyway, I guess since McCain isn’t into celebrities, we can pretty definitively take Fred Thompson off the VP shortlist.
Brilliant. I like the way he described McCain at the end of the ad.
For some reason this reminds me of something I saw years ago, but I can’t quite remember what. Imagine an ad in which a fancy-schmancy computer is shown as being really complicated, and then some old fart smarmily holds up a number two pencil and says “This is the only computer I’ll ever need.”
I’m Eberhard Faber, and I approve this post.
Hate to tell you this, dude, but kerosene is an organic compound…
I’m more worried for McCain, who has to fret over the price of human blood.
I knew going into this that McCain was, at best, Bush Lite. Long gone are the days when he could stand up to the party line in defense of his convictions. I had a great deal of respect for him in 2000, but he’s changed.
His whole campaign has devolved into a tantrum about not being welcome to play with the cool kids. Seeing fields of Europeans wave American flags and cheer on Sen. Obama must’ve really hurt him.
(Should I start including a disclaimer that these are my opinions, not those of the Party? Maybe I’m worrying too much…)
Hate to tell you this, dude, but organic has more than one meaning.
:rolleyes:
Hate to tell you this, dude, but you totally missed my tone. I know organic has more than one meaning. I was making a joke. And it’s incredibly unlikely that anyone would know the “organic chemistry” meaning and not know the “grown without chemicals” meaning.
Hate to tell you this, dude, but I was mocking your “joke”. :rolleyes:
You know, I was willing to give Obama a break when he asked for orange juice instead of coffee at a diner, but this organic tea fiasco is the final straw. $4.00 a gallon gas and and endless war in Iraq pale in comparion to this. Wake up America, before it is too late.
Not to mention the fact that his 3 visits weren’t all for workouts – the first one was interrupted, which is why he went back later in the day, and the third visit was to have a sore hip looked at by a therapist. So 3 stops, 1 actual workout. Big whoop. These guys’ desperation is showing profusely.
I would have voted for Obama anyway but I used to be able to respect McCain. No longer too many ‘gaffes’, to much tantrum. No shit, McCain, “big up”.
This coming from a herbivore? I’d think lettuce, or at least leaves, would be your issue. 
As for McCain, his current campaign strategy is worse than the last half-hour of a season six Saturday Night Live episode. It’s so bad it even defies parody. I guess the Republicans can’t get good underhanded talent anymore. Either that, or he’s being blackmailed by Hillary Clinton in her nefarious vast left-wing conspiracy scheme to get Obama elected and then undercut all of his initiatives in order to turn to America and say, “See of what came of voting for Obama? This is all your fault!”
Well, it would make a better skit than the current campaign, anyway.
Stranger
Hey, look what I found!
McSame gonna be all jealous NOW, I bet! Them some one of a kind, eliti-est shoes there, yep!
You know who also was a charismatic veggie-lover? Hitler!!!
Hopefully the hole-in-the-shoe strategy will work better than it worked for Adlai Stevenson.
Somehow I think it’s gonna poll more like Imelda than Adlai…
Dear God, those are not merely worn out soles, those are worn out REPLACEMENT soles. And he didn’t even go for leather but went with the cheaper rubber.
That should be on a campaign poster. We saw how well “respectable Republican cloth coat” worked for Nixon.
Exactly. That’s why I only drink solutions of colloidal silver. That, and the lovely blue tint it imparts to my skin.
There is a palpable stink of fear and desperation from the McCain camp. All he needs now is for Bush to announce that McCain’s doing a heckuva job, and he’ll be forked.
:eek:
You know, some blows are too low.
No kidding, SoaT, that was a nut shot!
Looks like the elves have been busy–or should that be “the brownies?”
