Don't walk your goddamn dog without a leash at ten at night on the unlit bike path!!

Not even a fence is always good enough. We walk our dogs – leashed – around our neighborhood, but have to completely avoid one block because there’s a dog, a German shepherd, behind a seriously inadequate picket fence, who tries to go right through the fence to get to our dogs. One of these days he’s going to knock the fence down and kill some poor person’s dog who happens to be walking by, I’m afraid.

But on an unlit bike path at night with a black dog? Not even a cauliflower would be that stupid!

Sounds like fun! I hope you biked up the volcano to earn the right to bike down it :wink: