Using the uniform to get drinks/women is cheesy. Whether it actually worked or not has nothing to with it.
If it is not too presumptuous of me to suggest, try to be a little more logical and rational.
So what.
This is stupid.
Who really cares what you think.
You think it’s tacky, so what.
Others don’t think it’s tacky, so what.
If it really matters to you that much, maybe you can write a book, “Misnomer’s Guide to Proper Bar Attire”.
Jesus fuck man, the world is going to hell and your upset about a guy wearing a uniform so he can get some drinks and pussy.
Get a grip.
It’s not that I don’t see the distinction. It’s that I don’t see the problem! What it comes down to is that somehow, you’ve somehow come to the opinion that soldiers should be heard and not seen, and now here comes this uppity serviceman who decides to have a drink in uniform (one that’s in violation of regs, mind you, but that’s not what this convo is about, is it?). And suddenly, he’s a “dick”. (Yes, I know you weren’t dweebish enough to call him that to his face. You were enough of a dweeb to post it in an OP in the Pit, though.
And once again, are you psychic? Did he walk into the bar wearing a sign saying “Get It Here” like Baldrick? Or did you just assume he was there to “show off”?
Please. That’s not what this conversation is about, is it? You could care less about the type of uniform he wore. I bet you didn’t even know about that reg, did you? You were just concerned that he wore any uniform.
No, as I’ve pointed out above, you are entitled to your petty, bull-headed, nonesensical opinion that is obviously based on a total misunderstanding of what the military is about. This is still America. We don’t have thought police yet.
Still, if you’re foolish enough to post said petty opinion while referring to the soldier in question as a “dick” in a Pit thread no less, expect those of us who actually know what we’re talking about to jump right down your throat and call you on it.
Yeah, I’ve got a problem with you referring to a soldier as a dick when he didn’t do anything wrong. I’ve got a problem with you acting like a total shrew because someone’s idea of fun is different than yours. And while the fact that you’re whining because not everyone immediately raised their glasses while shouting “Well said, Misnomer, what what?” isn’t going to keep me up at night, it is kind of annoying in and of itself.
You know, if I were still in the army I’d buy that book. Then I’d give it to my army buddies and gush about its wisdom. Then I’d go out to the bar with them, because they’d be in respectable civilian attire, and I’d be in my dress uniform, and then I’d get all the free drinks and women.
You know? There’s money and sex to be found here somewhere . . . We might be on to something.
I understand Misnomers point, and I understand Linty’s point.
I suggest a duel to settle the issue.
You know, it doesn’t matter what I say in this thread, the loudest mouths here have made up their minds about me and are way more worked up about this topic than I ever was. So I give up.
Silly me for thinking I had a right to vent about something in the Pit.
If you were both men, I’d suggest that you please both show me your guns. You might need to choose different weapons in this particular instance…
First off, Misnomer’s a woman.
Second off, do we have to duel with guns? Can’t we do something else like arm-wrestling? I’ve got a big class project due this week, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned through painful experience, it’s that writing good code is so much more difficult after getting shot in the head.
Maybe it’s just me, but they don’t need to wear their uniforms to advertise they are in the military. It’s kind of like a woman in her ninth month of pregnancy wearing a shirt that reads, “Knocked Up.” Having her belly enter the room 2 minutes before the rest of her is announcement enough.
You can spot a 'em a mile away. There’s just something about the way they carry themselves that civilians can’t fake.
I agree with Misnomer: it’s tacky to wear your BDUs to a bar. It may get you what you want, but the options would probably increase if you weren’t an attention whore. For one thing, if you wear your uniform, your rank is displayed. That might not be something you want to advertise.
I don’t believe I said your opinion was wrong. You said, “I just think it was tacky and he should have known better.” The first part of this sentence is your opinion – which, as you say, you are entitled to. It’s the second part where I think etiquette comes in. The guy didn’t 'know better" because it is only your opinion that it is tacky. He can’t be expected to know your opinion. He can be expected to know the etiquette rule I mentioned, stating that the wearing of military uniforms in social settings is proper. He also should be expected to know which uniforms are appropriately worn in public – as I said, his BDUs might not be.
Anyway, how do you know that the guy was wearing his uniform specifically to get drinks and girls? Maybe he was home on leave and his buddies asked him to wear his uniform when they took him out. That happened to me a time or two – and as a girl, I usually got guys and drinks whatever I wore, so that was never my objective when I wore my uniform. Or maybe he wore his uniform home on the plane and the airline lost his luggage with his civilian clothes. You don’t know for sure that “getting drinks and girls” was on his mind at all.
I just got the sense from your posts that you felt a military uniform was ‘too good’ to be worn in a bar, thus my use of the phrase 'sullying." Sorry if I overstated your objection.
I’m also sorry that I missed the clue about your gender. I am also mistaken for a man on these boards occasionally – I know how irritating it can be. My apologies.
“If you were both men” implies something, Linty.
I’m ok with aiming roman candles at each other. Or “Raid” hornet and wasp killer.
Do uniforms really get you pussy?
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Not me, per say, but in general? Oh yeah!
Well, I am a chick, and yes, men look nice in uniform, like they’d look nice in a good suit, or a tux, but it doesn’t make me all warm and tingly inside.
Am I missing something here?
No. Different strokes for different folks and all that.
Some women see a man and uniform and get turned on. Some see the uniform as a big dollar sign. A lot of those women know the pay rates of soldiers better than the soldiers themselves know.
I didn’t go to the bars in uniform to pick up women. If I wore my uniform, it’s because everyone else was, and I didn’t want to stand out. They got hit on, but I imagine it was a combination of the uniform and spitting game, something which I never really learned how to do.
No, I’d say there’s nothing really special about a guy in uniform unless you were turned on by that to begin with.
“spitting game?”
Saliva projecting? Or preparing meat for roasting?
Are you serious? The moment someone enters the military he starts to look and move differently in a way that cannot be faked by someone who has not yet entered the military, but he will learn that way and subconsciously deploy it from that day on the moment he does?
LOL, “spitting game” refers to trying to smooth your way into a girl’s pants. Pickup lines, patter, double-entrede’s, alternately looking fascinated at what she’s saying and blowing her off. Giving her the soft sell. Making her interested, ya’ know.
It’s totally foreign to me, but apparently there’s a whole subculture set up around the pick-up game. Fun stuff. Of course, I’m a bit old now and a bit married . . . But it does seem fun.
What were we talking about again?
Preparing meat for roasting, that’s what I thought.
But interestingly enough, if I found a man that I wanted to have wild monkey sex with, I don’t know that taking off his uniform, or taking off civilian clothes, would make a difference to me. Naked is the key. Is it a groupie thing? Man of action and adventure and all that?