Don’t ya just hate it when ________ Fill in the blank
ex> Don’t ya just hate it when — all of the Tampon/herpes medicine/viagra commercials come on TV right when you’re eating…
Don’t you hate it when the biggest revelation of the entire season is being unveiled on “Alias” and a good friend who you really want to talk to calls right as it’s being shown?!
(Love ya, Colleen!!! That’s what the voice mail is FOR! :))
Don’t ya just hate it when someone steps on your testicles?
Yes. No.
See? I guess it depends on which testicle. 
Don’t you just hate it when you call in sick for work, then run into your boss at a bar three hours later?
Don’t you just hate it when your pretty, attractive, single friend constantly bitches for days on end about how horny she is and yet never offers up a simple “Hey, can I sit on your face”?
Elvis, that second one, are you sure she’s not giving you hints?
The problem is, I’m so dense, I wouldn’t know it.
Don’t ya just hate it when you stub your toe, reach at it to grimace, and smack your head on a table, chair etc.
Don’t ya just hate it when your “date” says “You have the right to remain silent…”
Don’t you just hate it when you can’t come up with an answer to something like this? :o