…or you’re dreaming a particularly (ahem) satisfying dream, and all of a sudden you’re awakened by your children jumping on your head demanding food or some such nonsense?
[sub]Happened to me just this morning. Sigh.[/sub]
…or when you are dreaming that someone who is nasty to you in real life is really, really nice to you in your dream. And you want to walk up to the person the next morning and say, “Why can’t you be nice like that all the time?!”
…When somene uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn’t replace the role so you hae to waddle over the cabinet to get more…oh wait, you guys were aliking about dreams…my bad:D
You’re having a really cool dream - it’s almost like being a character in a great movie - and your alarm clock goes off just as it’s getting interesting, and you never do get to find out what happens.
…you open up the dining room, serve a bunch of tables, have your breaks, serve more tables, talk with other staff, see the new schedule…wake up and then you ACTUALLY have to go to work!
Thank god I stop working next week! I jsut cant do it anymroe!
You dream that you’ve come into a lot of money, or have a chance to do so, and then you think, “Wait…this is dream money. I won’t get to keep it.” Then you wake up and you’re still poor.
The worst is when you’re dreaming that you have to pee really bad, and you do so. Then you wake up and still need to pee. “Christ, didn’t I JUST do this?!?”
I bet you thought I was going to say “Then you wake up in a pool of warm liquid.” Nope.
… you dream that the most handsome and popular boy in your class goes out on a date with you and goes home with you (your parents are out) and then both of you… you know…
and then you wake up.
… you meet some intriguing dead person in your dream, somebody you’d absolutely kill to have a conversation with, and you can’t think of anything to say except “So. It’s rainy out today.”
This has happened to me twice, once with John Lennon, and again last night with Richard III. Damn.
Don’t you hate those few moments of being caught between a dream and reality? Like when you discover something really neat in your sleep, like learning to fly or realizing your dog can talk, and when you first wake up you’re all ‘Woo! I can fly!!’ and ‘Well, Goddamn if I didn’t just talk to my dog!’ and then ding you realize that no, that’s not true. Wait, maybe it is…No, can’t be. Right?