Are you the Tom Tildrum, the one whose name I see in the headlines of newspapers, the one whose books I’ve read all of, the one whose music is constantly playing on the radio, the one whose TV show has such high ratings, the one whose movies set box office records, the one who I vote for in every election, the one with all those Nobel Prizes?
Never heard of you.
Now would you please pay the $2 cover charge just like everyone else?