Oh, stop complaining about all of this Global Warming nonsense, you fools. Can’t you see? This is God’s excuse. Something similar happened to the dinosaurs and this will be what finished us off. Who are you to challenge the almighty one?
Whilst strolling down Kensington High Street with some people(i shan’t name them), I observed the behaviour of the ordinary human being and you know what I concluded? Ah, perhaps evolution hasn’t died the death us arrogant humans thought it would. Do you really think it stops with us? well i ahve news for you, you refined sugar lumps - it doesn’t. Because upon observation, I noticed that humans don’t walk properly. Indeed, you could put this down to the couching lifestyle of the,well…couch potato…but is everyone a couch potato? no - for i am acarrot. Listen, everyone walk with a slight hunchback - very slight, but aha…i noticed it - why didn’t you, you fools?! -We are to evolve, and some of us have. The aliens are us, but we are not the aliens -as of yet. God’s purpose for us will be completed. All evil will be eliminated. And that means eliminating all of human kind. Goodbye. At least, the warming will give us nice tan,hey?
OK, just tell me what that shit is you have been smoking, and where I can obtain it.