Rapture style. Only their physical bodies disappear.
So would you purge FriarTed,kanicbird, and myself?
That even for all your railing against real-world economics and your descent into libertarian fantasies, the survival of the human race is more important than laughing as you fail when faced with the libertarian wet-dream.
I’m saying that if I have a vote, you can live in Dopertopia with the rest of us. You can contribute what you’re able and we wont let you starve. <3
How many veterans are there here especially physically fit ones? Currently active duty soldiers?
No, but I think loudly laughing at you would limit new followers. Also, the three you mentioned have wildly differing views and would be at each other’s throats as much as in unison. I just don’t see it lasting long in the face of a group of slightly more reasonable people than average.
Please. Dopertopia would fail on day 10, if not sooner. You and the rest of your gang of fiscal liberals would tie anchors around the feet of the few productive people here, making it impossible to create an actual society. Me and those like me would probably be able to carry you guys for a little while, but your overwhelming numbers would bring us down in the long run.
Shit yeah, once we get over the initial lack of tax accounting you would get us running smooth.
Are you worried about a mine-shaft gap?
Considering something like 99.999% of humanity has disappeared I don’t see anyone acting reasonably.
Aren’t you guys raptured ?
Presumably Cecil would lead us, through Ed, yes?
How long could we live off of canned food, Twinkies, and jerky before we’d have to actually have to resort to the drudgery of growing food?
It would be pretty strong evidence against the Christian God. So none of your present beliefs would have much weight behind them.
And it looks like there’s trouble in Paradise already … 
Again, there’s no need for that. I have (for the most part) found a vast difference between Doper Christians and Christians in general. Doper Christians like myself tend to actually use the brains God gave them and think for themselves (critical thinking is a pre-requisite to Doperhood) and wouldn’t even bat an eye to help out their fellow Dopers in a scenario like Curtis described.
(This is why I think while it wouldn’t be difficult for a Christian to be a Doper, it would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a Bible literalist to become a Doper)
I don’t know about FriarTed or kanicbird (didn’t even know he was a fellow Christian, but then my main hangout is MPSIMS, where religion isn’t brought up that much), but I don’t think “getting new followers” is their sole priority. It isn’t mine. (Mine’s trying to be the best Christian I can be). Personally, if the above scenario happened (and I found out what was going on), my first thought (well, after mourning the loss of my family, although I hope they might be Dopers by then) would be that I’d get to meet all the people I’ve only read about and get to work together with them.
Again, you’re confusing Christian Dopers with the more prominent members of our faith (and putting words in their mouths as it were). I know I’d have absolutely no problem with working with a whole possel of atheists (what is the collective term for you folk anyways?) to better society - I do it every day. Heck, even if I was the only Christian left.
ON this we can agree. You are an honourable man.
I call dibs on Mercer Island.
Why would that matter? Planning Dope Wars 2.0?
My question is how many dopers do we have that are skilled in the trades. I can do well enough with basic carpentry, plumbing and simple auto repair. As far as maintaining any building larger than a house, not so sure.
I think we have plenty of engineers to maintain the important infrastructure like sanitation and probably a few different types of power plants. Its the day to day maintenance I wonder about.
I was just thinking the same thing. I see FriarTed as the kindly father figure, whereas kanicbird is, let’s say not, very not. Curtis, I see you wandering the village, spending every waking moment of the next 40 years trying to convince people of the reality of something you call Gryst and Gud, and ultimately becoming the sandwich-board Repent guy everyone begins to pity, and all the kids fear. Some of us bring you soup, but you simply spit at us.
I’m not that type of fundamentalist actually. I have a very strong civic mentality.
Plenty of Dopers have experience in growing or otherwise obtaining food. But it’s irrelevant, since by my back-of-the-envelope estimates, there’d be enough canned food to last us for a century or more: That’s plenty of time for us to re-learn farming, if necessary.
One interesting point, though: While I can’t see religion in general disappearing (it’s too ingrained into human nature), we’re rather underrepresented in the clergy department, and I doubt we have any bishops, for instance. So some specific religions or sects probably would die out (and then be replaced by others within a generation).
That’s actually good to know. We’d hate to become fearful of you. Keep the proselytizing in your head and we’d welcome your contributions to society.
Or women who want children. Or women who want to be with men. Or real women for that matter.
You all can count me out of your post-apocalypse party; as soon as the last insulin vials expire beyond effectiveness, I’m dead (please, no deafening me with cheering), and since dying by uncontrolled, ramping high blood sugar is excruciating…well, I don’t need to draw a picture now, do I?
I’ll try to do something good and worthwhile before that happens; I know a little something about this and that, and I have a lot of cool and useful tools and things.
Please, post up where y’all plan to meet, I need to know where all my victims, erm… I mean my friends are.
I don’t think I’d be able to make the trip across the Pond. I’d just claim some fancy title like Tzar of the Western Russia, Grand Duke of Karelia and Lord of the Northern Wastes and stay here. Or maybe I’d try to travel south, winters are kind of harsh here after the heating infrastructure fails.
GHO57 would be here somewhere too, but finding one other guy in a country of this size would be rather hard.