From a post on All That Chat:
I’m Gary Coleman, from a parallel Q-Niverse
While I’m still here and thriving
The real one’s in a hearse
I’m still broke, but I’m alive, and it could be worse
But I’m here, the superintendent, of Avenue Q.
Get the producers on the phone, we have our winner.
Variants ofthis articlekeep popping up:
Gary Coleman’s Heartbroken Parents Want Answers About His Death
It admittedly sounds nicer than the English translation:
Gary Coleman’s Brokeass Parents Want Somebody to Sue for One Last Payday from their Son