Dopers' responses to news of celebrity deaths

Eddie Albert - He bought the farm.
mmm

90’s SNL Edition:

David Spade - Bu-bye.
Dennis Miller - That’s the news and I am outta here.

Taylor Swift - She’s never ever, ever going to have another hit single.

Lady Gaga: She’d dead this way.

Kristen Stewart: It’s past Twilight.

Douglas MacArthur: I shall not return!

David Clayton-Thomas (Blood, Sweat & Tears frontman): And Then I Died

**Paul McCartney: **the “Paul Is Dead” rumors are finally true.

Cormac McCarthy - All the Pretty Hearses

Iggy Dropped

edit: Iggy Pop

Derrick Rose: He TOLD You He Was Seriously Injured!

Brian Johnson (AC/DC) died in a endless overnight earthquake from Mother Nature.

Joe Elliot (Def Leppard) drowned to death in Maple Syrup.