Well, at this point it seems pretty clear that I am about 29 hours away from becoming the first confirmed Townie in the game, so I am going to follow my own General Advice for Newbies (yeah, I said it…whaddaya gonna do, kill me??) and start trying to help out the Town posthumously by posting some thoughts that hopefully people may be inclined to take more seriously tomorrow than they will today.
Unfortunately, the work-flow gods have been harsh to me…they gave me lots of free time to jam both feet well into my esophagus on Monday, very little to try to extricate them since. I haven’t really had much time to carefully examine posts that didn’t call attention to themselves by demanding my death, so the best I can do is try to examine this wacky bandwagon.
I realize it is a pretty subtle distinction between defending yourself and explaining why all the people voting for you are either scum or misguided, but these are the only parts of the thread I have really had time to keep up with. Although obviously I would like it if people unvoted me, I did say some really stupid things early on and I can’t really fault anyone who still feels that I am the best lynching candidate.
Post 97 – I intially commit the sin of trying to add some humor and color to my random vote.
Post 116 – **anyrose ** OMGUSes me. Contrary to what has been implied, I did not criticize her for this (and I don’t think it was unreasonable), though some others did, in a mild kind of way. She does get a little touchy around here, especially in 128 and 135.
142: I point out that anyrose amended my post when quoting in a very misleading fashion, a fairly scummy behavior that doesn’t seem to have attracted much notice in light of the fact that this post also contained my spectacularly misguided suggestion that there might be some reason why she was voting for, and repeatedly being pissy towards, me rather than twickster, and my infamous “general advice” which has been repeatedly misinterpreted as telling her not to defend herself. (To clarify, I have of course been defending myself right and left the last couple days; the difference is that people have been voting for me based on what I actually said, not on some obvious joke rationale, so there is actually something to discuss.
Shortly thereafter, OD77 and RyJae are critical of this post, then in 153, BlaMreally lays into me, with the first appearance of the “he told anyrose not to defend herself!” meme.
154 – anyrose "feh"s me! Twice! Oh, the horror…
165 – I offer my response to BlaM’s assertion that I told her not to defend herself. This still stands as my response to that, if people would like to go check…
188 - BlaM isn’t buying it, says that I “made a case and got a reasonable response from her” (both of which are kind of dubious assertions IMO) and that I should now unvote her, I haven’t, ergo I’m likely scum and he votes for me.
200 - RyJae, who has had little to say thus far, pops in to vote for me.
213 - Unkempt contributes possibly the goofiest post thus far for which I am not personally responsible. See my post 289 for fuller discussion of how he has distorted what I said to a degree that I find hard to believe could be honest misunderstanding. Seriously, go back and compare what he said I said to what I actually said, and draw your own conclusions.
231-2: I attempt to further address BlaM’s concerns, and somewhat belatedly change my vote from anyrose** to RyJae**. Alarmed at how the votes have been piling up against me since BlaM started spewing venom at me, I caution people against being overly influenced by his opinions. I seriously err by not clarifying that I was talking about his distortions and bandwagon-driving against me, and not about his more general advice on strategy. However, I ask you to read the post and see if you think I was anything other than merely ambiguous on that point.
246: BlaM rejects my explanation of my “advice for newbies”, as well as my explanation of why I felt qualified to give advice to newbies in the first place, and somehow conjures up some mythical strawman argument in which I accused him of misquoting me (never happened). He also accuses me of making another strawman argument; I can’t even figure out what I was supposed to have been arguing in that case.
248 and 252 :** BlaM** is now acting suspicious of me for doing exactly what he said I should do earlier, removing my vote from anyrose. Also falsely states that I was “all suspicious” of anyrose for OMGUSing me (likewise, never happened).
253 and 255: Koldanar falsely states that I did advise people not to follow BlaM’s general advice on strategy. RyJae quickly chimes in to second that emotion.
270: OD77 votes for me.
291: I again attempt to explain and apologize for my inadverdently scum-appearing actions, and plead for mercy.
304: Koldanar votes for me.
And that’s about where we stand. I am done for today, I’ll be back tomorrow to try to analyze the above and identify the most likely scum. After that, I will be available for further discussion, but most likely on the forbidden thread…