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There is a specific number of players required for this game to operate, but I’m not telling you how many. I will randomly choose extras to be removed at the start if necessary. (But if I remove you, you WIN! Yay!)
Old and new are welcome, but this will not be a “simple” game. 
As long as you don’t yell, I’m in. 
Free win if you get removed? My competitive side says yes, please give me that, but my mafia itch side says nooooo must play.
Question: Will we know the rules by the time the game actually starts? If so, I’m in, but I don’t think I’d want to try to figure out the rules as we go along (that’s too much like work).
I’m in.
Count me in!
I, too, prefer open rules sets, but I think I’m the only one runs them anymore.
I can’t play since I know too much, but I will be watching.
Here’s the deal: I’m really new to Mafia. I just got lynched in one, and I’m still playing another. Essentially, I’m an idiot (so far).
Should I play this one? Be honest.
Just don’t claim scum when you’re not.
(Don’t take this the wrong way ok? But that was one of the worst moves ever. There are very few situations where Town should lie, and that wasn’t one of them.)
I think I’ve learned THAT lesson.
I have a few days. I think I’ll sleep on it.
You can’t get better without playing.
That’s actually a very valid point.
Okay, I’m in, if you’ll have me.
/in.
Simpletown is a Closed setup game. The rules will be posted this weekend, but will not include a comprehensive list of roles.
In some ways this is harder than the Open setup that Pleonast establishes since you don’t know what roles and powers exist, but in this closed setup game, the roles themselves are not nearly as complex as Pleonast’s.
I’d like to give it another shot.
Oh boy. Do you need a sub bench for this one? I can’t really sign up for realsies, but I’d be happy to be first off the bench if needed.
Well, I’m alternately enjoying and disliking I’m in now - the newbie “Split” game.
I think most of my dislike comes from just not knowing what to do/look at, so I guess I just need to get more experience.
So…count me in.
If you have room, whoopee. If not, then Meh. If you need a sub all right then.
I need something a little more cerebral.
Plus I have to get the details on story’s last meal.
NETA
The last was meant as a deliberate jab to pede.
Pokeball and smasher, WTF.
Warren Zevon and Timbuk3, now you are talking. Even closer to Benny Goodman.
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Welcome to Simpletown. You are a Simpleton.
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Stuff you should already know:
Players
Nanook of the North Shore
Chronos
Hero From Sector 7G
Pleonast
Seeker of Truth and Beauty
pedescribe
Sitnam
rexnervous
peekercpa
Mayor of SimpleTown
NAF1138
Substitution Pool
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