He had tablets? All we had were our fingers and dirt.
It’s a little early in the year to be posting your Christmas list 
Here I thought it was a variety of mustard.
The name was familiar to me from a Styx lyric - Sing for the Day:
“…Each night by the stage you appear as you are
The ever intangible child
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Grey
Oh Hannah I know that it’s you and you’re leading me on…”
http://www.styxnet.com/styxlyrics/sftd.htm
If I were to go on Jeopardy, the literature categories would be my undoing.