Oops! Apologies to **JXJohns **and his link. Rollin wins simply by having Stephen Dorff in it.
Yeah…I caught that. I still think it’s too many.
**“Baby, Don’t Get Hooked On Me” **by Mac Davis
He’s a sweet guy letting her know that “I’ll just use you and I’ll set you free.”
And, “Don’t start clinging to me, girl, cause I can’t breathe.”
I’d nominate Lou Christie’s Lightning Strikes. It’s basic message is this:
“I really dig you baby. When I’m ready to settle down to just one girl, I swear you’ll be the one. But until then, you just be faithful to me, and I’ll screw whoever I want to, and then I’ll marry you and it’ll all be fine. . .”
Oh. And everything by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap.
It was bad… then he poked the “camera” and I thought “wow, this dude’s a real douche.”
Then his tattoos flew off in a shower of light. :smack:
Nickelback cannot possibly be surpassed in terms of douchebaggery. I had a lengthy discussion about this just the other day. It’s not that their music is any worse than the other faux rock bands out there. It’s that every single song sounds like it was written by a fourteen year old. But since we’re all in agreement about them, let me dredge up this little number by Robin Thicke. In case you were struck dumb by the smarminess, here are the douchiforous lyrics.
There should also be some kind of award for this turd by Buckcherry (careful if you’re at work - there is much screaming about a “crazy bitch”).
Not a bad ante to the OP, but I’ll see that and raise you “Billy Don’t Be A Hero” for sheer douchiness. 
And just in case you haven’t had enough…
I think apparently it was just Nu-Metal is the culprit. Bummer.
Anyways, here is my nomination, trump it if you can.
Popozao A song so douchy that it killed a career simply by being leaked online before a music video was ever really made for it.
With just some of the lyrics below:
*In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city? *
Honestly. Just think about that LYRICAL bit right there (my personal fav. line): "In Portuguese it means “bring your ass”
:smack:
The man’s a misunderstood poet! Why couldn’t anyone see his message?!
I also agree that the guy in the song handled the situation quite well.
Chicago - “Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?” Will you please just tell me what time it is when I ask you, instead of telling me “We’ve all got time enough to cry”?
Jump around by House of Pain has always struck me as a kind of douchey/frat boy kind of song. There’s also this example of extreme douche-dom too.
I’m at work so I can’t see if my nomination has already been posted as a YouTube link, but - **Every Morning **by Sugar Ray. For these lines:
Every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed,
I know it’s not mine but I’ll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand
So, he’s going to steal his girlfriend’s “halo”(whatever that is) for a one night stand? Douchebag.
“I’ll serve your ass like John McEnroe…if your girl steps up I’m smackin’ the ho” is douchey?
You’re telling me it’s not?
I would wager that the majority of douchebags who have made an effort to appear more sophistercated have at some point downloaded and subsequently fallen asleep to Pachelbel’s Canon and either Miles Davis’ Kind of Blue or Dave Brubeck’s Time Out.
I’m being sarcastic. Of course it is.
Phew! 