:Sigh: No. In fact I was correcting myself. How about that.
You give me the impression of a daredevil taking a blood glucose test after swallowing warfarin pills, in a shark tank.
Is that code for “sticking fingers in dykes”?
Watch out everyone, we got a badass here!
How can you tell? It’s on your other side. 
You can’t use Google to find which page of his World Almanac has the brown ring on it from where he set his coffee cup down…
nah - not buying it at all -
- you seem to crave attention - why not go to the Kingdumb Hall and converse with your brothers - or have they gotten tired of your shit as well?
He’s got a World Almanac - and he’s not afraid to use it!
[golf clap]
I’ll say this much: They sure wouldn’t want to hear yours! 
oh - I am so wounded - hurt I tell ya - I don’t know what I shall ever do…
I wonder if I get a copy of the World Almanac if I might be accepted somewhere.
also not hearing that they are not tired of your shit at the hall either - have you noticed you get asked out in service by the brothers less often?
Yeah? Well, I may not be major-league quality, and I may be too old anyway, but my pitch was clocked at 45 mph. So watch your step, buddy.
Oh, I’m so sorry to hear you have the Golf Clap. Can you treat it yourself, Doctor?
You mean even my best friends won’t tell me?! Good Heavens–don’t tell me I offend…:eek:
Truly dougie_monty - you are just a grumpy old half baked asshole. You’re here for attention, you lie and make shit up - and you’re a troll. You do not put any thought into your responses, and I truly doubt you have the mental capacity to do so anyway.
If we (as a group) didn’t have so much fun picking at your obvious bullshit - you would have been ignored long ago.
I, for one, will endeavor to quit feeding your need for attention - but I will call out your bullshit at every opportunity.
Have a pleasant day.
Well, Simster, I guess you’re all heckled out for the day. I’m willing to call it quits if you are.
Take it easy. 
physical threats are a bannable offense - buddy- you’ve gotten away with it for along time now as the mods know your special - but I hope you figure out a way to deal with your tendencies.
Oh, come on…can’t you take a joke? Remember your own post from 9:48 last night…
Oh - I got the joke - I just don’t think you’re funny - you were trying to reference “throwing the book at someone” - but you made it personal - which makes it not a joke, and an actionable threat.
the “Watch your step, buddy” - is what pushes it over the line.
Oh, I see what you mean. :o Believe me, Simster, ‘throwing the book’ at anyone was not what I had in mind…
In a book of schoolwork boners, one kid was quoted as saying,
- The oracle told Laius that if he had a son, it would kill him.*
This was followed by Dr. Seuss’ illustration of the scene; the oracle
adds, “So watch your step, Big Boy!” [Cross-eyed emoticon goes here]