Fix my damn gout. Then, you’ll be a doctor.
Hey, doc—what are the symptoms and treatment for multiple myeloma? I just has to do research on this one . . .
Hey Drain Bead - good luck on the LSATs. I had to do the GRE and I know how frustrating it is not having something specific to study. But, hey, it sounds like you’ve prepared so take that good advice and relax the day before you go take them.
Here’s good thoughts to both of you.
I have returned, and let me just say that it is damn good to be alive.
I really think that I did well on the test. I can’t imagine that I didn’t pass it. (I don’t want to be presumptuous–I’ve been surprised before. But I usually at least know whether or not I screwed the pooch, and in this instance, I don’t think I did.)
I can honestly say that I have nothing to study right now. The last time I was able to say that was one weekend back in October. I can completely goof off tonight, without the guilt that usually comes when I completely goof off. 
Thanks to everyone for the encouragement. Drainy–good luck on the LSAT.
Dr. J
Rock on, DocJ!
And thanks for the wishes of good luck. I can only hope some of yours rubs off on me.