Dr. Seuss in The Onion: "Stop Making Movies About My Books"

[mobo85]

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
How . . . ? Some Seuss books have plots, but not that one.
[/QUOTE]

I have no idea. That confused me when I first read it, too.

And to add to the Seuss porn list:

I Can Fuck 30 Tigers Today!
Mr. Brown Can Screw! Can You?
And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry’s Teat
I Had Trouble In Getting Solla To Screw

[ZebraShaSha]

Green Eggs and Anal

[Malthus]

Would you do it on a plane?
Would you do it in a train?
Would you do it on a boat?
Would you do it with a goat?