Dr. Seuss in The Onion: "Stop Making Movies About My Books"

I have no idea. That confused me when I first read it, too.

And to add to the Seuss porn list:

I Can Fuck 30 Tigers Today!
Mr. Brown Can Screw! Can You?
And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry’s Teat
I Had Trouble In Getting Solla To Screw

Green Eggs and Anal

Would you do it on a plane?
Would you do it in a train?
Would you do it on a boat?
Would you do it with a goat?

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