Way back in March 2011, I had to imprison my cat Teddy (brother of Eddy and Freddy) for the rest of his life. The reason why is here (note the photos in that blog entry no longer appear). The three-tier cage I mentioned duly arrived and was added to his prison, as recounted here (and for whatever reason the photos do appear in this blog post. Go figure).
Anyway, Teddy lived happily in his cage complex till December 2015, when It became clear it was time for Ted to pass over the Bridge. When it was done, I cleaned and put away Ted’s cages, hoping never to need them again but not ready to donate them to the local shelter or otherwise dispose of them. Just in case…
Just in case arrived today. My 15-year-old cat Squash, brother of Pumpkin, who went over the Bridge in January of this year after asad downhill slide, has been a problem child for several years: affectionate with me yet feral-freakout paranoid about being held; wants to be friendly to other cats yet persecuted by Schooner and Stanley for their own sadistic amusement; best buddies with Peanut but traumatized by that cat’s frequent bouts of sudden aggressive rages until thyroid meds got it under control – Well, there’s good reason I call him my Psycho Kitty.
One unfortunate manifestation of his angst has been pooping outside the litter box, preferably near his current safe place. For a while that depository was behind my recliner, atop which he’d take refuge from the bullies; lately it’s been in the dirt of a large plant in my downstairs window seat, or next to the pot, or on an area rug nearby. Definitely unpleasant, not least because that’s near my dining table, but relatively easy to deal with by picking up the deposits and cleaning the window seat or rug with a sanitizing wipe. Ugh, but tolerable to a crazy cat lady, given the euthanasia alternative.
But this morning I came downstairs to a new reality: A poop pile on the area rug in the usual place, and a piss spot beside it. That’s the first time he’s urinated outside of any of the seven litter boxes I have scattered around the condo. Well, let me amend that: The first time I can be sure of; I’ve had my suspicions before, but…
Is he sick? I hear you saying. I don’t think so. He certainly appears healthy, he’s not squatting and straining often, and there was a respectable amount of piss and no sign of blood, so I’m thinking a urinary tract infection is unlikely. I’ll stay alert to any signs of illness and take him to the vet if necessary, but given his history I’m betting this is psychological.
Now what? Having pissed there once, he’s bound to do it again. As I cleaned the area and heavily sprayed it with pet odor/stain-killer, I contemplated my options and reluctantly arrived at the Teddy solution. Good thing I hadn’t gotten rid of all those crates and cages, eh? Given some changes in my living room, putting the cage complex in there again wouldn’t work well, but if I used a midsized crate instead of the large one, I could fit a new setup on that very same Squash-soaked area rug, conveniently around the corner from the kitchen and in a mostly open region – just have to move a rocking chair, floor lamp, and small side table to make room.
So I hauled all the stuff up from the basement, and set to work assembling it without instructions, even a diagram. Amazingly, after only a handful of false starts and do-overs, I had the tower up and was able to tie in the lower litter box crate and the upper kennel refuge. I shoved in one of the litter boxes, strewed various bedding about, and then faced the final conundrum: How to get Squash into it. How to capture my wary headcase, pick him up, and insert him without getting shredded or seeing him writhe free and bolt into hiding.
As it turned out, it wasn’t hard at all. He was up in his favorite corner of the window seat; I strolled casually over, carefully ignoring him as I opened the windows, turned toward him chatting quietly, scritched behind his ears…
Grabbed his scruff, hoisted him, with the other hand grabbed his hind legs, and whipped him the few steps over to the tower and IN! Put him down on the middle shelf, whipped the door closed, and voila! Did it!
So how’s he been handling it? I was afraid he’d freak out and hurl himself at the bars in a frenzy, but he took it all with surprising calm. He wandered about, softly yowling every minute or two but otherwise seeming unruffled. I sat nearby talking encouragingly for a while, made sure he knew where his food and water were, went away for a while, came back… Well, so far so good. While I was elsewhere he did find his way to the top shelf and eat the dry food I put there next to his water bowl. He also has used the litter box. He’s spending most of his time now lying in the kennel lair and seems happy. The other cats are of course curious and checking it out from all angles. Peanut has sniffed noses with Squash through the bars. I’m wondering if Squash has already figured out that the bullies can’t get at him in there.
I did not want to have to do this, but I’m hopeful it will be the best solution for all of us.