Dress it up, Scout!

Why would the guys join? All Girl Scouts do these days is sell, and when they aren’t selling things that sell themselves, like the cookies, they are selling things only True Believers would buy. The GSA is missing a good bet by only selling cookies once a year. Note the USA’s obesity numbers. There is a large (heh!) and steady market of people who WANT to excuse their piggy behavior year-round. Jeeze, I worked one place where a guy sold M&Ms for MONTHS to pay for his town’s annual fireworks. He stopped selling after the 4th of July, but he could’ve kept on, supported by just one VP. Think how Thin Mints (God’s greatest invention) or those disgusting peanut butter sandwiches other people love would sell in November, not just in March.

Boy Scouts, and Girl Scouts in the non-cookie season, sell VASTLY overpriced calendars and popcorn. In market parlance, they’re fucked.

Speaking as a former Scout and the father of three daughters, NO FUCKING WAY! Okay, a couple of my patrol members MAY not have cared (ones sexuality at that age is VERY flexible), but there is NOBODY HORNIER than a scout on a campout. :eek:

Don’t you guys use saltpetre anymore ?

Not that I tasted, and later I tried it to see if it was a familiar taste. No, really. I’d heard the same stories as you, worked at a drugstore where I could steal a jar from the “natural drugs” rack, and tested it. No loss of my natural, teenaged horniness. However, reading your post triggered a memory I since lost. I will try to recover it.

ETA: Found it! The molecule or crystal arrangement of a saltpeter crystal fits into a beginning cavity in your teeth. It is one of the active ingredients in Sensodyne toothpaste, an explains why it tastes like minty sausages. :eek:

And right back atcha. Whatever some transgendered people may call themselves in jest, tranny remains a pejorative term which should not be used, especially by cisgendered people, and especially if those cisgendered people are claiming to be allies, no more than it would ever be appropriate for a white person to roll up on a black person and say “hey, what up my nigga.” It just doesn’t work that way.

I someone wants to contribute canned goods for the poor, I can’t think of a more homophobic middleman than the Salvation Army.