Um, OP, are you aware of why the zombie joke was made?
Because it would set off a chain reaction resulting in the complete absence of molecular motion throughout the entire universe?
So many noobs here are in no danger of being eaten by zombies.
I’m afraid there’s really nothing we can do about that.
Poor hungry zombies! 
Dude! You got pitted!!! You are one of the cool kids now. I’m so jealous 
Powdered aluminum and iron oxide, you’ll get a much better reaction!
CMC fnord!
I know. I’m quite flattered. Too bad it was such a lame pitting.
Well, a crueler person would say that’s because you’re such a lame poster. 
Do yourself a favor and refrain from starting Pit threads for a while, newbie. You’re really bad at it.
Oh, that. I thought it was termite powder. :smack:
not really
Is the OP personally offended by the zombie joke, or are they offended because most zombie jokes in a zombie thread are lame/unnecessary/overdone?
I’m not saying this pitting stinks but dogs are coming from 2 towns over to roll in it.
I thought vampires sucked. Zombies eat BRAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSZZSZ!
IMO the name change sent her over the edge and she lashed out over the zombie thing in frustration born from a hatred of her new name -similar to Scarlett Letter, hence the whore insult.
Now, if only you had said “Let’s take your mother to the quarry and throw her down there”, things might have turned out entirely differently.
Since I don’t want this Pitting to be all one sided I’ll join in with the OP. drewtwo99 you are a poopyhead.
I hate it when I get so worked up about an issue.
Is that in the Caribbean?
If SN rolled his eyes any stronger they would stick that way.
Bite Me!
It was an accident.