I’ll be sure to make a zombie joke about it if that happens.
I’ve not seen any of these. All I happen upon are the dumb asses that revive the thread with what would have been a fucking useless post even if the thread was current. Then they disappear, never to post again. Dumb asses everywhere.
FTR, based on contributions to this thread, ScarletNumber is an asshole and an idiot.
We knew that from the OP.
I am suing you for damages because you made me read parts of that thread and it hurt my brain.
You would. Bastard.
A true lady doesn’t talk when her mouth is full.
Whats’ with all the newfags getting all butthurt over the term “newb”? I didnt’ know newfags had such thin skin covering there buttocks cheeks.
It is if they are Pakistani!
zank you, I’m hier all zee veek, tvip your vaitress and try zee veal…
Go have a seat somewhere else.
Trolling is a art?
I’ll pit you for saving cats if it makes you feel better.
(No I won’t).
Hey! Not fair!!
You get a pitting, and we get ham-stringed by a mod!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15257372&postcount=27
Maybe your zombie jokes just aren’t as funny as mine? 
Really? You would? You could start by talking about my unholy glee when I have the balls cut off males! Then you could complain that I’m willing to trap the neighbor’s cats and have them fixed. Not to mention that I think that any kittens in my yard are mine…
Well heck…I’m never going to be one of the cook kids. Wanders off sobbing.
Cook kids? As in Kook, or Cool, or both combined?
Despite all my Poking With Sticks, I’ve never been pitted either. I consider that to be a good thing.
Either that, or some day I’ll learn that I’m actually on the most Ignore Lists on the SDMB.
Kook is probably the best word. My declawed cat is helping me post. He would bite me for blaming him for the typo, but I had most of his teeth pulled when I took him to the vet to get the pellet gun shards removed from his mouth. No balls, no claws and half of his mouth is gone.