Lemonade and beer
is called a panaché
if you are in France
Taketh a churchkey
Procureth a case of beer
Open them and drink them
Vodka, smooth ice cold
shaken with ice in a glass
cold shot down hot throats
ginger ale and beer
is called a shandy as well.
vive la difference.
Then there’s pousse cafe
I want a glass of striped booze.
DAMN! I miss drinking.
Absolut Citron
And grapefruit juice is called an
Anita Bryant.
Girl drinks are not cool
Bubblegum and alcohol
Should never be mixed
The alcohol taste-
You should have to deal with it
If you want to drink
Kitty prodded me.
I haven’t doped in ages –
Apologies all round.
A three-shot latte,
Wet, with butterscotch syrup,
In a two-shot mug.
A gorilla snot:
Baileys mixed with creme de menthe.
Add vodka to taste.
It coagulates,
Sticks to the side of the glass:
It’s a bitch to clean.
Hangover next day?
Lemon juice, honey, pepper.
Don’t do it again.