Mmmmm, sacri-licious!
And here I am, with all this chocolate, and nobody to eat it… 
Reality of said chocolate is currently in question.
I bite their heads off first.
NUMMY APOSTLES!
Everything about your post says this is not a porn distributor, but that name…
I have discovered part of DrMark’s Magnum Opus! Here it is:
You used to be so amused at Napoleon in rags and the language that he used. Go to him now, he calls you, you can’t refuse. When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose. You’re invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal
Now you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word “NOW”.
And you say, “For what reason?”
And he says, “How?”
And you say, “What does this mean?”
And he screams back, “You’re a cow. Give me some milk or else go home”.
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly, saying, “death to all those who would whimper and cry”. And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky saving, “The sun’s not yellow, it’s chicken!”
Dr. Filth, he keeps his world inside of a leather cup, but all his sexless patients they’re trying to blow it up. Now his nurse, some local loser, she’s in charge of the cyanide hole. And she also keeps the cards that read, “Have Mercy on His Soul”.
Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you.
“It’s bad for your health”, he said.
Yes, I disobeyed his orders. I came to see you, but I found him there instead. You know, I don’t mind him cheatin’ on me, but I sure wish he’d take that off his head.
And the sailors in their pretty white uniforms, you see them but you wonder where the octopi are because they were supposed to be there too. And then suddenly a tree comes ambling up and you feel content.
Could’ve been worse; could’ve been Wackenhut.
I read it and now Like a complete unknown, Like a rolling stone.
Jim
I always start with Peter’s feet.
I’m just jumping in to say that I hope you’re serious about this, because you will catch ungodly hell from people if you don’t follow through on it. Not from me, I don’t really care, but there’s an old saying about making promises you can’t keep, you know what I mean?
At least you know they’re clean.
That was a good one.
Yeah, I think that was in there somewhere too, now that you mention it.
It used to be a telemarketing firm - a big one - that would sell you a set of towels for your bathroom that were lower quality than I use to wash my car with - on payment plans for a mere $4 a month - for 24 months. Think low tech QVC.
I am not writing checks with my hummingbird mouth that my alligator ass can’t cash.
Everything I have told you like this has ultimately come to pass, though not always as quickly as we might have wished for.
There’s also an awful lot of “I don’t know yet” in there as well – and will be for some time to come – but I’m not jiving you. Or anyone else.
TubaDiva
Yeah, three years and I’m still his straight man. 
I figured it spoke for itself without smiley.
:smack:
You’re a MAN !?!? :eek:
oh well… Nobody’s perfect.
Wait a second… that was unnecessary. For some reason I thought that I originally quoted the wrong person. It’s times like this that I wish I could edit my own posts.
Tuba, what do you mean by “more better stuff”?
The ability to edit posts? Avatars? Images? Buddy lists, blah blah?
IOW, enabling VBulletin features that are standard on 99 percent of other VB boards?
Yeehaw! :rolleyes:
In this morality play, Cecil’d be the one with the hammer and nails, actually.
I’ll offer six-to-one odds on a $15 USD bet this board is alive and well May 1, 2007.