Hi, everybody! I’m back! (drmark2000)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I know you’ve all missed me, and I’ve missed you, too.

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Hi!

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A bit has changed since you’ve been gone, but this should get you caught up.

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Well, what have you learned from this?

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I truly appreciate the cheeriness of your response, but don’t you know who I am?

I am back from a 30-day suspension, you see.

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I have learned so many, many things, the details of which I will eventually post in something comparable to a nuclear explosion that will shake these boards to the roots.

I also learned that, even though I was suspended, I could keep up with the postings on SDMB by simply opening the site in a different browser. Useful tip, perhaps. It was inestimably useful for me, anyway.

But I also learned about this Cambridge guy named Aubrey de Grey who proposes that the human lifespan could be extended by hundreds and even thousands of years. He seems like a good fellow. Thread comin’ up.

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Uh, thanks, man.

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Wow! Weapons of Messageboard Destruction. I knew those WMD’s were around here somewhere.

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Whistling past the graveyard, you are.

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If I had a nickel for everytime someone said that, I’d be a very rich man. If I had a dollar for every time they were right, I’d be dead broke.

Or you could just, you know, log out. :smack:

I await with 'bated breath.

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I do not think that means what you think it means.

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EVERYTHING means what I think it means!

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So why try to make an insult of something that isn’t?

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Welcome back drmark2000, you are kind of a silly fellow aren’t you.
What’s up with the dark foreshadowing:

It is pointless, but you are hardly sharing. :smiley:

Jim

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So.

Did you bring pie?

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You should have ended that statement with a question mark, but no matter. I am a great proponent of silliness, and seriousness, and analysis, and satire. Nothing wrong with any of them.

Pointless? How would you know, just yet? I’ll share when I’m ready, not before.

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I like silly people. I like being called “silly”. To me , it is a term of endearment.

With apologies to Douglas Adams (may he live forever in the Cosmos), if we all were a little sillier, maybe those dolphins wouldn’t have left us with: “So long and thanks for all the fish.” :smiley:

Thanks
Q

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Yer Dominica Bay Rum will nicely conceal the smell of fish. Believe me, I know.

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Insult? What insult?

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I don’t.