Attention! There’s a man in this forum who does not know who he is! Any identification help would be appreciated!
That is astoundingly clever, how ever did you think of it? And why did you imagine it was necessary?
Not if it wasn’t a question :dubious:

Attention! There’s a man in this forum who does not know who he is! Any identification help would be appreciated!
Einstein used to wander lost about the streets of Princeton, NJ, and inquire of passersby, “My name is Albert Einstein. Do you know where I live?”
Think about it, Rico, think about it.

I don’t.
I am drmark2000! Fearless defender of reality! Fearless defender of the ineffable! Fearless defender of all that is good and decent in the human organism!
For these reasons, I have been vilified, maligned, aspersed, bespattered, blackened, calumniated, defamed, denigrated, libeled, scandalized, slandered, slurred, smeared, spattered, torn down, traduced, and suspended from SDMB, not just once but twice!
But goodness and decency shall triumph! You watch!

I am drmark2000! Fearless defender of reality! Fearless defender of the ineffable! Fearless defender of all that is good and decent in the human organism!
You forgot “egomaniac”.
You forgot “egomaniac”.
As are we all, young friend, as are we all.
Welcome back. That said…
I’m sorry, you’re not Albert Einstein. He’s dead.
Are you his braaaaaain?

As are we all, young friend, as are we all.
Only if we’re all you. Thank [diety of your choice, if any] we’re not.

I am drmark2000! Fearless defender of reality! Fearless defender of the ineffable! Fearless defender of all that is good and decent in the human organism!
For these reasons, I have been vilified, maligned, aspersed, bespattered, blackened, calumniated, defamed, denigrated, libeled, scandalized, slandered, slurred, smeared, spattered, torn down, traduced, and suspended from SDMB, not just once but twice!
But goodness and decency shall triumph! You watch!
In other words, you haven’t learned anything.
That is astoundingly clever, how ever did you think of it? And why did you imagine it was necessary?
It was necessary for reasons which you do not have the capacity to understand and, in any case, secret to me.
It was a brilliant workaround on my part. Chew on THAT for awhile.
Only if we’re all you. Thank [diety of your choice, if any] we’re not.
You are young and naive, but inevitably you will learn. It may have to wait until you’re lying on your deathbed, but the knowledge will come to you. At this point, you might as well keep them blinders on for as long as you can.

In other words, you haven’t learned anything.
Not true. Not true at all. I learned all of the things that I have stated already, and so much more… so much more.
By the way, all of this would have happened whether being suspended from SDMB or not.
Boring day at work eh?

Welcome back. That said…
I’m sorry, you’re not Albert Einstein. He’s dead.
Are you his braaaaaain?
I got a chuckle out this. Thanks.
Boring day at work eh?
For whom?
Just keep moving, folks, nothing to see here.

You are young and naive, but inevitably you will learn. It may have to wait until you’re lying on your deathbed, but the knowledge will come to you. At this point, you might as well keep them blinders on for as long as you can.
There are egomaniacs and there are egomaniacs. You, sir, outclass even Carl Sagan.
well i come in on a night train
with an arm full of box cars
on the wings of a magpie
cross a hooligan night
and i busted up a chifforobe
way out by the cocomo
cooked up a mess a mulligan
and got into a fightwhistlin past the graveyard
steppin on a crack
i’m a mean motherhubbard
papa one eyed jack

Just keep moving, folks, nothing to see here.
Except that all the rubberneckers passing by know that when the cop says that, there must be something really interesting to look at. As is the case here.