My mouth has been hanging open the whole time I’ve read this. Hang on, I’m parched.
Okay. Um. Yeah. Storytime. I was on this construction job at this bank. The super had hired a temp guy. The moment the super left for lunch, the unsupervised temp goes into the future vault, where the super had all his tools, filled up a few cardboard boxes of power tools, put them in his car and left. The super comes back, freaks, calls the cops. This is over $4000 in tools. That’s felony time.
Cop asks around. The roofers say they saw the guy put boxes in his car and leave, but they did not see what was inside the boxes. Cop say, “Nothing I can do. Unless we find the guy with the tools in his possession, witnesses mean nothing, I can’t charge him.” End of story.
Story 2:
I’m inside a convenience store. I come out to see a guy with my brand new copier, still in the box, trying to cram it in the back of his car. I gave him the “I will smack you” look and took it right back (yeah I didn’t lock the door of the van, my bad). They drive off, a Civic with five guys crammed in it. My van keeps up with that all day. I call the cops, 911.
I’m driving behind them, talking to the police, telling them where we are driving. This guy is blowing stop lights to try to lose me, but I don’t quit, I’m a bulldog on your ass now. It’s a slow motion pursuit. I’m steady talking to the dispatcher, we are here, we are passing this. They are coming, she’s talking to them and me, they are on the way.
This goes on 8+ miles at around 45mph. They pull into the sketchy hood, now they are motioning me to follow. I forgot it’s Martin Luther King Day. There’s a lot of people just hanging out on the corner and the car guys are yelling at them to throw rocks at me, but no one does. They pull over, one goes inside. You know what’s coming. So I left, getting the plate number, descriptions, everything. These guys are screwed.
The cops (who have always been prompt and attentive) meet me back at the convenience store to get a statement. Nothing ever happened. They never caught up to the slow moving vehicles even when given constant updates of position. They never pursued the crime because A)no harm done, really B) IT"S ONLY ME SAYING IT, THEY DID NOT SEE THE CRIME.
See a pattern here? Your calls are worse than useless.
Besides which, you have issues. Really. Issues.
I’m glad you aren’t in law enforcement.