Quailudes.
fANTanyl.
Tortoisone.
Crowpioids.
ant-acids
ASPirin
Performance enhancing? Testhorseterone.
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ETA - or adderenaline
COWcaine
MescaLION
CATamine
Or for that matter, Steeroids.
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Cannabees
Hashfish
Mare-ijuana
ANTihistamines
Crowcaine
Frogsycodone
An actual video of spiders on drugs:
And here is a video of a dog on mushrooms
Cross that mare with a certain reptile, and you get:
Mare-Iguana.
Catnip 
Catecholamines…
Heronin
The Cracken